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The predicted total revenue a customer will generate over their entire relationship with your business, used to justify spending obscene amounts on acquisition. Abbreviated as LTV or CLV, because marketers love acronyms almost as much as optimistic financial projections.
A prospect who's been vetted by marketing, kicked over to sales, and deemed worthy of actual human attention rather than automated email sequences. Abbreviated as SQL, which confusingly has nothing to do with databases.
The phenomenon where your audience becomes so numbingly bored with seeing the same ad that performance metrics plummet faster than enthusiasm at a timeshare presentation. The marketing equivalent of playing 'Wonderwall' at every party.
A metric measuring customer loyalty by asking how likely someone is to recommend your company on a 0-10 scale. Promoters (9-10) minus detractors (0-6) equals your score, which somehow ignores the passives (7-8) entirely.
The cost per thousand impressions in advertising, from the Latin 'mille' meaning thousand. It's the pricing model where you pay for eyeballs, whether or not those eyeballs care about what they're seeing.
A free resource or incentive offered to prospects in exchange for their contact information, typically email addresses. It's bribery, but the business development team prefers to call it 'value exchange.'
A digital marketplace where publishers and advertisers buy and sell ad inventory in real-time through automated auctions. Imagine the New York Stock Exchange, but instead of trading equity in companies, you're trading the privilege of annoying someone with banner ads.
Full-screen advertisements appearing between content transitions, named for occupying interstitial space while testing user patience. The pop-up ad's more aggressive cousin that actually demands attention before allowing progression.
The practice of aiming your marketing arrows at specific demographics with the precision of a heat-seeking missile. It's how advertisers ensure that vegan yoga moms see ads for organic kombucha while gamers get energy drinks and RGB keyboards. The digital version involves so much data collection that your phone knows you're pregnant before you do.
The phenomenon where repeated exposure to the same advertisement causes declining performance as audiences develop immunity to your creative genius. Your ad doesn't suck; people are just tired of your face.
A curated audience of people who previously interacted with your brand, creating a permission structure to follow them around the internet like a well-intentioned stalker. It's not creepy, it's marketing.
The percentage of viewers who actually watch your video ad all the way through instead of desperately seeking the skip button. It's the metric that reveals how compelling your content is versus how fast people can click away.
Technology that stores, manages, and delivers advertisements to websites or apps, deciding in milliseconds which ad you're about to ignore. The invisible infrastructure making targeted advertising possible and privacy advocates nervous.
Terms you explicitly exclude from triggering your ads, preventing wasteful spending on irrelevant searches. The marketing equivalent of telling your GPS which routes to avoid, except it actually listens.
Paid advertising on search engines, primarily Google, where you bid on keywords to appear when people search for things. It's the practice of paying to skip the line in search results, assuming you can outbid your competitors.
Automated auction-based ad buying where impressions are sold individually in milliseconds as pages load. High-frequency trading energy applied to banner ads, because markets apparently need to operate at inhuman speeds everywhere.
The combination of different advertising channels and platforms used in a campaign, from traditional print to digital display to carrier pigeons if your budget allows. It's the marketing equivalent of not putting all your eggs in one basket.
The amount you pay each time someone clicks your ad, turning every click into a tiny financial transaction and every misclick into a personal tragedy. It's performance-based pricing that makes you pray for high intent and curse fat-fingered mobile users.
A product deliberately sold at a loss to attract customers who'll hopefully buy other profitable items, the retail equivalent of free samples at Costco. It's why printers are cheap but ink costs more than human blood.
A standalone web page created specifically for a marketing campaign, stripped of all navigation to trap visitors into a single call-to-action like mice in a very polite maze. It's where conversion optimization goes to either triumph or die trying.
A snippet of code that tracks website visitors so you can haunt them with ads across the internet. The technology that makes people think you're literally reading their minds.
Creating elaborate diagrams showing every touchpoint a customer encounters with your brand, from blissful ignorance to purchase and beyond. It's like stalking, but with Post-it notes and the pretense of empathy.
What you pay for each interaction with your ad—likes, shares, comments, or clicks—turning social media validation into a line item on your budget. It's the metric that reveals exactly how much you're spending to get strangers to double-tap your content.
A collection of websites, apps, and videos where your banner ads can appear, giving you access to millions of placements ranging from premium publishers to extremely questionable mobile games. It's the democratization of ad placement, for better or worse.