Where every click is a journey and every impression counts.
Cost Per Mille, meaning cost per thousand impressions, because apparently saying per thousand wasn't pretentious enough so they used Latin. You pay for a thousand eyeballs to theoretically see your ad while actually staring at their phone during a meeting.
An imaginary funnel that describes how thousands of potential customers enter at the top and approximately three of them actually buy something at the bottom. It's called a funnel because your hopes narrow dramatically at each stage.
The art of selling things to people by pretending you're not selling things to people. You write a helpful blog post about productivity tips, and somehow by the end, the reader is buying your project management software.
Cost Per Lead—the metric that tells marketers exactly how much they're paying for each potential customer who might, possibly, maybe convert someday. The number that determines whether your campaign was 'efficient' or a 'learning opportunity.' Lower is always better, unless you're explaining why you spent the entire quarterly budget in three weeks. Also: Cyber Athlete Professional League
A button or phrase designed to make someone do something immediately, like a digital drill sergeant screaming BUY NOW at your eyeballs. The entire internet is just an arms race of increasingly desperate calls to action.
Headlines designed to be so irresistibly intriguing that you click before your brain can stop you. "You won't believe what happened next" is the marketing equivalent of dangling a laser pointer in front of a cat, and we all fall for it every single time.
The total revenue a business expects from a single customer account over the entire relationship duration. It's how marketers justify spending $200 to acquire a customer who buys a $15 subscription.
Cost Per Click, or the exact dollar amount you pay every time someone accidentally taps your ad while trying to close it. It's like putting a coin jar next to a door handle and charging people for touching it on their way out.
A euphemism for the tortuous path a person takes from not knowing your product exists to finally buying it out of sheer exhaustion. Marketers map it out like it's the Oregon Trail, except instead of dysentery, customers die of pop-up fatigue.
Aggressively targeting your competitor's customers to steal them away—basically poaching with marketing dollars and a smile.
The holy grail of digital marketing: that magical moment when a casual browser transforms into a paying customer, newsletter subscriber, or whatever action you've been desperately optimizing for. It's the difference between window shopping and actually buying, measured obsessively through analytics dashboards and celebrated with metaphorical champagne in Slack channels. Every marketer's job basically boils down to increasing this single metric, which explains why you get retargeted ads for shoes you looked at once, three years ago.
A customer acquisition strategy that accepts high turnover rates by constantly replacing lost customers with new ones rather than improving retention. The marketing equivalent of a leaky bucket with a really big hose.
The total profit you'll extract from a customer over the entire relationship, assuming they don't leave for a competitor next quarter.
In marketing, any medium through which you push your message into people's consciousness, whether they asked for it or not. Email, social media, carrier pigeons—if it can transmit your brand's desperate plea for attention, it's a channel. Modern marketers obsess over being "omnichannel," which means annoying customers everywhere simultaneously.
The systematic evaluation of competitors' strategies, strengths, and weaknesses to inform your own marketing approach. It's professional stalking with PowerPoint deliverables.
The systematic process of increasing the percentage of visitors who complete desired actions, typically through endless A/B testing and arguing about button colors. Science meets superstition in pursuit of marginal gains.
The systematic process of increasing the percentage of website visitors who take desired actions, through testing, analysis, and psychological manipulation. Often abbreviated as CRO by people who test button colors with religious fervor.
The cost per thousand impressions in advertising, from the Latin 'mille' meaning thousand. It's the pricing model where you pay for eyeballs, whether or not those eyeballs care about what they're seeing.
Long-term brand-building activities that won't show measurable results for months or years, requiring faith that someone will eventually care. The opposite of performance marketing's instant gratification.
The total cost of winning a new customer, including all marketing and sales expenses divided by the number of customers acquired. Also known as CAC, or 'the metric that determines whether your business model is brilliant or just elaborate money-burning.'
In graphic design and content marketing, a highlighted excerpt or quote pulled from the main text and displayed prominently to grab attention from people who refuse to read full articles. Think of it as the literary equivalent of waving your arms and shouting "LOOK AT THIS PART!" It's journalism's admission that nobody actually reads anymore.
When a channel partner or retailer requests inventory or marketing support from a larger vendor based on pre-negotiated terms. Essentially the corporate equivalent of calling in a favor you're contractually owed.
A fictional representation of your ideal customer, complete with a name, photo, and backstory, created to help marketers remember they're selling to humans and not just demographic data. It's imaginary friends for adults with marketing budgets.
An aggressive marketing strategy targeting your competitor's customers, like a medieval siege but with Facebook ads instead of catapults. It's poaching dressed up in professional terminology.