No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A bar crawl solely with appletinis. The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.
means a bitch in fuckup language.
A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
When a man dips his balls into a woman's vagina then rest his nuts on her nose while she licks his choad.
Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned
a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
As far as I understand
and I claim my five pounds
as long as you tell me
as quick as possible
At The Time Of This Post
are you f**king mental
best friends for now
by the way i think i am in love with you
Call me in the morning
come on i wont tell anyone
do I look like I f**king care
do I look like I give a damn
depends on your point of view
friends forever and always
falls out of chair laughing
f**ked up beyond all recognition