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my bestfriend for life. my day 1. sheβs sweet but ghetto ; will put straight bta if you mess with me or her
A person from a city that with little regard of others on the road.
A way of saying correct in a dramatic way
A generally kind person with a great sense of humour and is a great person to be with. When he is your friend, he will often be protective, and has a very strong soul. He will defend you with your life. Even though he has quite the reckless spirit, Ruben will always help
A chronic internet condition characterized by the compulsive need to share every half-baked thought with the digital void. Symptoms include excessive vague-posting, inability to keep opinions to yourself, and a dangerously inflated sense that strangers care about your breakfast choices. There is no known cure, only temporary relief through phone confiscation.
An emphatic warning to cease foolish behavior, popular in contexts ranging from sports rivalries to general life advice. Essentially "don't mess with me" for people who like their slang with extra syllables. Comes with implied consequences for non-compliance.
The linguistic hybrid that emerges when Americans attempt to speak Arabic, creating a delightful mishmash comparable to Spanglish but with more consonants you can't pronounce. This dialect features American accents massacring beautiful Arabic words while mixing in English grammar rules that have no business being there. It's the sound of two languages meeting in the middle of a cultural exchange program gone slightly wrong.
Vintage slang for marijuana that your grandparents might have used back in their rebellious youth. The term has cycled back into ironic usage, bringing retro charm to modern cannabis conversations. It sounds quaint enough that you could probably say it in front of your parents without raising suspicion.
Being disrespectfully bold, sassy, or impertinent in your tone, often directed at authority figures or elders. It's that specific brand of attitude where someone's mouth is writing checks their position can't cash. This is the vintage version of what we now call having 'a tone problem.'
to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)
Your Mother. Used by Scousers and northerners on Bully Victims, or as a quick comeback to anything or everything. Origin: North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?" Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES the reply: "shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!" it caught on. True story.
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Your local sluts version of Disneyplus but it's fucking free.
assigned male at birth
dual incomes no kids with a dog
get the f**k out of my face
In My Personal Opinion
kill all f**king noobs
laugh my f**king butt off
laughing my face off
laughing quietly to myself
Love you like a brother
what you been up too
An internet-designated day where people claim you must share your food with anyone who asks, part of the endless series of made-up "national days" that circulate on social media. It's basically a meme excuse for freeloading friends to justify asking for your snacks. Notable for occurring right after Halloween, when everyone's still protecting their candy stash.