Corporate slop bowl

Definition

TikTok's delightfully cynical term for the assembly-line bowl meals consumed by office workers who've convinced themselves that their $15 Sweetgreen salad is somehow different from everyone else's $15 Sweetgreen salad. It's not about the food—it's about the existential dread of conformity served in a compostable container. Bonus points if you eat it while staring dead-eyed at a spreadsheet.

Example Usage

Sarah posted her Cava bowl on LinkedIn talking about 'balanced living' and I'm like, girl, that's just a corporate slop bowl with extra feta.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Corporate%20slop%20bowl&defid=18596597)

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