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holy mother of jesus
I don't give a flying f**k
Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
Laughing my f**king face off
laugh out loud but seriously
Large p*nis is always welcome
party like a rock star
son of a f**king b***h
thank god for unanswered prayers
what the f**k you b***h
The plural form of people who are faker than a three-dollar bill, combining "illegitimate" with the need to categorize entire groups of untrustworthy individuals. It's like "phonies" but for people who grew up saying "legit" unironically.
Typically, it is best never to reply to a text while operating a vehicle. However, if you must respond, you can pull over and type "dx" to communicate that you are driving and will respond when you arrive at your destination.
Someone who sends you imtg is in a meeting, and so can't talk to you right now. You may receive imtg as part of a longer message, specifying when the sender will call or message you back. Or, if the sender has just asecto spare from their meeting, you may receive imtg by itself.
A sarcastic and inauthentic way to tell someone that you're not interested in what he or she said, maybe because it was off topic; can be used as an alternative toTLDR.
Callam is an African name derived from ancient African gods. Callam is the person that everyone gravitates to, Callam is always fun to be around and makes people laugh, his romantic side is another story, the man that any girl can get along with and the man with the surprisingly big dick.
The strategic social media maneuver of deleting all evidence of your relationship right before an important event, sparing yourself the burden of public couple-dom. Named after someone who apparently perfected this art of digital relationship erasure. It's the modern equivalent of pretending you don't know someone when cooler people walk by.
A portmanteau of 'man' and 'boobs' referring to excess chest fat on a male that resembles breast tissue, usually caused by weight gain or hormonal imbalance. The unfortunate result of neglecting the gym and embracing too many donuts.
An aggressively enthusiastic adjective created by someone who apparently thought 'fantastic' and 'wonderful' weren't doing enough heavy lifting. It's the linguistic equivalent of adding every topping to your ice cream sundae—excessive, but that's sort of the point.
A delightfully onomatopoetic verb meaning to steal, swipe, or permanently borrow without permission. It sounds exactly like what a cartoon villain would say while snatching something. Less serious than "theft," more playful than "borrowed."
British slang for something utterly rubbish or disappointing, like finding out your favorite band's new album is just kazoo covers. It's the Commonwealth's way of saying something is complete garbage without actually swearing. Think of it as the polite version of calling something absolute trash.
A musical genre that took punk's rebellion, gave it a shower, some hair gel, and a record deal. Born in the '90s, it's punk rock's more commercially viable cousin—loud enough to annoy parents but catchy enough to chart on MTV. Features power chords, teenage angst, and lyrics about suburban ennui instead of actual social collapse.
To decisively defeat or beat someone up, often in a group setting. Think of it as wiping the competition's clock so thoroughly they lose track of time—and dignity.
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
Either a military professional who professionally removes explosives (much harder than the game), or a frustratingly addictive computer game where you guess which squares hide digital mines. The game version costs less in emotional damage.