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Harvatera. Night shift worker in a Macao Casino
The act of fingering a pussy with all fingers on both hands. This can be done either to yourself, or another person.
Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
1)A 3 in the game of craps.
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The opposite of a cousinbrother.
To do or say something with a great amount of determination and purpose but it really makes absolutely no difference and furthers no goal or greater outcome.
Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.
Be cool, HAVE THAT POWERFUL WINNING FEELING. A winner never quits and a quitter never wins. WALK IN THE DAY AND KILL IT LIKE ITS NOTHING
A phrase emphasizing surprise, disbelief, or strong reaction to something. Grammatically incomplete but emotionally complete, starting sentences that your English teacher would hate.
Message board shorthand for 'Quoted for Truth' (or 'Quite Fucking True'), deployed when someone says something so accurate you need to amplify it for the people in the back. The digital equivalent of underlining, highlighting, and starring something all at once.
Aerosmith's 1993 mega-album that sold 7 million copies and gave the world three music videos starring Alicia Silverstone, effectively making her every teenage boy's crush before Clueless even happened. Featuring hits like "Cryin'," "Amazing," and "Crazy," it was the perfect bridge between hair metal and whatever the 90s was trying to be. Also, conveniently, what people tell you when you're being dramatic.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
A portmanteau combining "LOL," "holy," and "lol" to express something so hilarious it's practically holy—basically what happens when laughter reaches transcendent levels. It's the verbal equivalent of your brain short-circuiting from humor.
A flashy gacha game with gorgeous characters designed to distract you from its surprisingly dark, emotionally devastating storyline—it's a emotional gut-punch disguised as cute anime eye candy.
A music genre that blends hip-hop, rock, or rap with chiptune aesthetics—think Game Boy beeps, 8-bit synths, and retro Nintendo sounds layered over modern beats. It's what happens when your childhood gaming console becomes your DJ.
A state of being extremely intoxicated or high, usually from cannabis consumption. When someone is lit, they're operating at peak impairment and peak entertainment value.
The ability to excel at traditionally masculine activities—whether it's fixing cars, grilling, or any skill stereotypically considered 'guy stuff.' Pure guynastic excellence.
The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
Extremely intoxicated on cocaine to the point of talking incessantly, oversharing embarrassing secrets, and generally making a fool of yourself. The kind of high that leaves you mortified the next day.
Adjective describing something thoroughly covered in 'cope'—internet-speak for coping mechanisms, delusion, or self-deception. If a take is copeatious, it's basically someone coping so hard they've built a second reality.
High five that shit—an enthusiastic endorsement demanding immediate celebration. Use it when someone accomplishes something so awesome that a regular high five feels inadequate.
Lacking any epic, interesting, or impressive qualities; completely boring and unremarkable. When something is so dull it doesn't even deserve a story.