Definition

A furry domestic dictator that has successfully convinced humans they're pets when it's clearly the other way around. These four-legged narcissists operate on a strict policy of conditional affection, dispensing cuddles only when it serves their agenda (usually food-related). Despite their murderous tendencies and Karen-level attitude, we continue to worship them on the internet.

Example Usage

My cat knocked over my coffee while maintaining eye contact, then demanded breakfast like nothing happened—classic cat behavior.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cat&defid=17116815)

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