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Second in command of the BDE Club
A shenanigan that turns into a debacle. Mischievous or playful activity that quickly becomes disastrous.
A statistician; statist
When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse. The woman clenches hard and twists during missionary. Thus dislocating his penis and and conquering yet another unsuspecting victim.
The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
The endless stream of small, tedious household tasks that mothers assign to their children, ranging from taking out trash to folding laundry. These chores serve as both character-building exercises and subtle reminders of who really runs the house. It's the price you pay for free rent and home-cooked meals.
The practical financial framework of measuring purchases, savings, and expenses in units of beer rather than actual currency. A conversion system where "I saved $15" becomes "I saved three pints," making fiscal responsibility suddenly relatable to those who balance their budget in brewskis. The preferred accounting method of pub philosophers everywhere.
Acting strange, paranoid, or overly anxious, or more generally, tripping or overreacting about something. The state of being irrationally worked up over something that probably doesn't warrant that energy.
The infuriating debate tactic where someone continuously counters your hypothetical scenario with an opposing hypothetical, creating an endless loop of "but what ifs" that goes absolutely nowhere. It's the conversational equivalent of two people trying to walk through a door at the same time, except the door doesn't exist and neither does the building.
The invisible layer of urban grime, germs, and questionable particles coating your palms after riding public transportation. You know you've got them, everyone knows you've got them, and you're absolutely not touching anything until you find soap. The polite person's excuse for refusing handshakes after commuting.
A mashup of 'dro' (high-quality marijuana) and 'dope' to describe something exceedingly awesome or cool. It's what happens when stoner vocabulary meets genuine enthusiasm for excellence.
Something so shocking, impressive, or outrageous that it causes involuntary eye-widening and potential cornea strain. These eye-catching phenomena make your peepers pop like a cartoon character who just saw something they can't unsee. Usually accompanied by jaw-dropping and the sudden urge to say "did you SEE that?"
A Cincinnati-born exclamation expressing extreme surprise or astonishment, serving as the Midwest's answer to 'oi vey.' It's what you yell when something so shocking happens that regular expletives just won't cut it. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of clutching your pearls, but with more regional charm.
A hilariously ineffective search technique where one glances around at eye level, refuses to move any objects, and gives up within 30 seconds while declaring the item 'lost forever.' Named for the historical tradition of Europeans 'discovering' places that millions of people already lived in. The searcher maintains plausible deniability about effort while actually exerting none.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
Referring to very good traction when racing cars.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
A best friend that's been there for you through everything and has had your back no matter what. She'll fight a hoe for you or cuss out a boy if need be. Hold onto a ride real tight if you should come across one.
Kicking your feet and giggling
A Kewl chick who chats, she is funny, outgoing, can be a bitch, but then most of us can. she loves to party and never knocks back a drink with her friends. She is a wonderful person who everyone adores.
the best human on earth ❤️❤️
An utterly bizarre phrase meaning to smell bad or emit an unpleasant odor. The etymology is mysterious and possibly nonexistent, making it one of those phrases that sounds like it was invented by someone having a fever dream. Nobody knows why wagons are wet or what that has to do with smelling bad, but here we are.
Casual variation of "bro" used primarily in surf culture and certain regional dialects, particularly Hawaii and South Africa. It's the laid-back cousin of "dude," conveying friendship without the gym-bro energy. Somehow sounds way more chill than the garment it's spelled like.