Smoked Out

Definition

The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."

Example Usage

My roommate is so smoked out he tried to unlock the apartment with his debit card for five minutes before realizing we don't even have a keycard system.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smoked%20Out&defid=12449896)

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