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straight/gay/bisexual
suck my d**k quickly
Shake My Head Side To Side
Sticking my tongue out at you
stupid off topic crap
Shut the f**k up dumb ass
so you think you can dance
A person who doesn't want to talk to you anymore may send you the acronym STTH (speak to the hand). You can continue messaging this person, but they may not read your messages and likely won't respond.
Stashing is when a person dates someone but doesn't publicly acknowledge the relationship. The name comes from how people and animals stash items to hide them.
Swerve means go away. It is a slang term used to deny somebody.
Someone who says they're planning to "take a snoozle" is going to nap for a while. You're most likely to receive snoozle in messages sent by a tiredSOorBFF.
A big gay bag of dicks
A wholesome group cuddle session involving multiple platonic friends sharing warmth and comfort, typically on a bed or couch. It's the physical manifestation of friendship intimacy without romantic undertones—peak wholesome vibes.
A playfully condescending term for someone gullible enough to fall for obvious pranks or do your bidding without question. It's the verbal equivalent of pointing and laughing, but with a silly rhyme scheme that somehow makes the mockery more endearing. Perfect for when someone actually believes your clearly fake story about meeting Bigfoot at Costco.
That unfortunate patchy excuse for facial hair that teenage boys insist on sporting despite looking like they smudged dirt on their upper lip. Usually consisting of approximately seven wispy hairs total, it's the physical manifestation of premature ambition meeting biological reality. Pro tip: if you have to squint to see it, shave it.
The past tense of 'shit' that somehow sounds both more refined and more visceral than the original. It's grammatically correct, widely accepted, and oddly satisfying to say in polite company when discussing unfortunate digestive events.
A quick, efficient bathroom visit for liquid waste disposal, typically announced when you're trying to minimize delay. It's the urinary equivalent of a pit stop—in and out in under a minute. The term implies speed and brevity, unlike its lengthier bathroom counterparts.
Describes music with a heavy, funky bass that hits just right—low enough to feel in your chest but groovy enough to make you nod along. It's that perfect sweet spot between aggressive and chill in hip-hop production. When the beat slumps, you know it.
A witty, sarcastic personality or remark that blends humor with cynicism in a way that's often charming. Usually a compliment, though it can read as arrogant if delivered wrong.
An ability or competency you possess that others don't—usually stated with maximum confidence and minimal humility.
The exclamation you involuntarily make when you spot an animal with an unexpected hole in it—basically the internet's way of describing that specific, bizarre moment of animal-related confusion. It's onomatopoeia for "what the hell is happening?"
Quality time spent with the people you love and cherish—basically stealing moments of genuine connection and affection away from life's chaos.
Something that's incredibly lame, disappointing, or uncool—when you want to express disdain for something's overall wackness and general lack of appeal.
The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."