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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology). Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
A mashup of 'sweet' and 'tasty' used to describe someone or something cool, though it sounds like what happens when you sneeze mid-compliment. It's trying very hard to become the next big slang term but will probably remain confined to that one friend group that invented it. Points for creativity, minus points for actually sounding good.
The soul-crushing moment when your carefully constructed romantic predictions about fictional characters crash against the rocky shores of canon reality. Common among fans who invested emotionally in relationships that the actual creators had zero intention of making happen.
An abbreviated form of the archaic "forsooth," used ironically by people who want to sound medieval or whimsically old-timey. It's essentially "truth" or "for real" but dressed in Renaissance faire cosplay.
Describes music with a heavy, funky bass that hits just right—low enough to feel in your chest but groovy enough to make you nod along. It's that perfect sweet spot between aggressive and chill in hip-hop production. When the beat slumps, you know it.
A gloriously meaningless placeholder word that simultaneously means everything and nothing, deployed when your brain has completely abandoned the search for the actual word you need. It's the verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji, perfect for filling conversational voids when coherence is optional.
A politically charged insult referring to capitalists and those who profit from economic systems; basically what revolutionary types call wealthy business owners during heated debates.
A witty, sarcastic personality or remark that blends humor with cynicism in a way that's often charming. Usually a compliment, though it can read as arrogant if delivered wrong.
A portmanteau combining 'simple' and 'fantastic' to describe something wonderfully straightforward and pleasing. Perfect for when something just works without unnecessary complications.
Quality time spent with the people you love and cherish—basically stealing moments of genuine connection and affection away from life's chaos.
Describes something, usually music or food, that's exceptionally good. When something hits so hard you need a word more aggressive than 'good' but less committed than 'life-changing.'
A weirdly innocent-sounding euphemism for snorting medication through your nose, as if 'smelling' makes it sound less like you're crushing pills and inhaling them. It's basically trying to rebrand insufflation as a casual aromatherapy session. Spoiler alert: your doctor probably recommends the oral route.
The serial flake in your friend group who treats plans like suggestions and "see you at 8" like a rough draft. This person has elevated backing out at the last minute to an art form, leaving you sitting at the restaurant alone wondering why you still answer their texts. Can be used as both a noun (the person) and a verb (the act of flaking).
A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!
the act of being screamed upon and cremated simultaneously
Used to describe a friend of a frugal nature.
Someone so perfect that they are indescribable. Everyone either wants them or wants to be them. So spectacular that they are way to good to be true.
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
A very mad and wierd person who’s name is actually flipped around (Davis) his voice is really quiet and u an never hear him but he speaks bare shit but isss okk cause he’s nice I guess sometimes , yeah man 😆
self addressed stamped envelope
sitting in chair laughing
suck my d**k quickly
stepping out for a smoke
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