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strongbads cool game for attractive people
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A scratch golfer is a player who has ahandicapof zero or below. It indicates that the player is very good.
Basically when a baddie deeps you and it's time for her to breathe, she pulls your throbber out and you get that Lady and the Tramp string from your meat to her lips.
A whimsical fictional hybrid creature combining a squirrel's bushy tail and agility with a badger's distinctive black-and-white stripes. It's the kind of made-up animal that sounds like it came from a children's book but actually emerged from someone's random internet musings. Reportedly has a particular fondness for stealing Brazil nuts.
A portmanteau combining 'simple' and 'fantastic' to describe something wonderfully straightforward and pleasing. Perfect for when something just works without unnecessary complications.
A person who achieves social or professional gain through deception and manipulation. The human equivalent of a treacherous backstab—literal or figurative.
The most annoying mp3 player. it sucks even more than the ipod for these reasons: its screens are crapy they freeze real fast and break on all models its HUGE doesn't work in an ihome and! zune riegns over ipod becasue they look good becasue they play good stuff like videos and lime wire songs. and! you can rip music from illeagle sites.
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
self addressed stamped envelope
stupid peace of s**t
secrets safe with me
shut up and get out of my life
Following roughly the same trajectory aswicked, sick began being used to mean "cool" sometime around the 1980s. In the 80s and 90s, sick was most often used by skaters, surfers, and teenagers. Many people think skaters are primarily responsible for sick's additional definition, which arose from skaters using the term to describe mindblowing cool tricks that others needed to be "sick in the head" to attempt.
Spill the tea is a phrase used to tell a person to share any gossip that she knows. It's similar to the older "spill your guts" or "spill the beans" phrases.
A speedrunner is agamerthat attempts to complete a video game as fast as possible. The speedrunner posts thespeedruntime to compete with other gamers for who can finish the game the quickest.
Agamerwho sends you sc2nite is planning to play StarCraft 2 tonight. This abbreviation is a clever portmanteau ofsc2and2nite.
Stabcore is a type of aesthetic! Like Yuri she stabcored herself with a knife.! but it can also mean different things so heads up!
An English person in Wales that despises the Welsh language.
A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
Someone, typically in a relationship context, who exerts excessive control over their partner's schedule, social life, and decisions. This controlling behavior turns romance into a dictatorship where one person calls all the shots. It's a red flag wrapped in "I just want to spend time with you" excuses.
The soul-crushing moment when your carefully constructed romantic predictions about fictional characters crash against the rocky shores of canon reality. Common among fans who invested emotionally in relationships that the actual creators had zero intention of making happen.
Named after the 1992 thriller, this term describes someone who obsessively copies your style, life choices, and personality to a creepy degree. Think identity theft meets fatal attraction, minus the legal paperwork. When imitation stops being flattery and starts requiring a restraining order.