Definition

A delightfully random insult for calling someone stupid or slow-witted, apparently invented by one person and now immortalized in Urban Dictionary. It combines the gentle wisdom of monks with the frustrating pace of dial-up internet. Bonus points for creativity, minus points for actual widespread usage.

Example Usage

You thought the test was today? It's next week, slowmonk.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slowmonk&defid=15935994)

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