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A nickname for an adorably fluffy, soft, and sweet dog—basically any pup that's so cute you can't help but baby-talk at them. It's the sound a dog makes when you can't resist squishing their face.
To make a solemn promise or oath, or to emphatically assert something is true. Can be used as a verb meaning to declare something under oath or as an emphatic statement of truthfulness.
A term coined from deceptive online moderator behavior—faking identity, dodging questions, and weaponizing power when confronted. It's what happens when someone builds a house of lies and then flips the table when you knock on the door.
An intensifier meaning genuinely, really, or without joking; used to emphasize that something is real, significant, or not playful. Often deployed to signal sincerity or to stress the importance of a statement.
Slang meaning to earn money, make financial gains, or lock in a lucrative opportunity. Often used as motivation to focus on financial goals or complete a profitable transaction.
Completely intoxicated—the state you reach after a few too many drinks when your judgment becomes as impaired as your motor skills. You're either hilarious or a liability at this point.
A crusty, mucus-laden tissue that's seen better days—basically the grossest possible tissue you can imagine. If boogers had a warning label, this would be it.
The noble act of collecting all your roach remnants and rolling them into one final, desperate blunt. Peak stoner resourcefulness.
Something harmless or cute by daylight that takes on an eerie, ominous quality when imagined in darkness or shadow. It's the phenomenon that makes innocent things like clown paintings suddenly terrifying after sunset.
The real name of 2D, the animated frontman of the band Gorillaz. A reference to British pop culture that only the most dedicated Gorillaz fans and niche internet historians would recognize.
The eighth sign of the zodiac, represented by the scorpion and associated with people born between October 23 and November 21. Scorpio is considered a water sign linked to intensity, passion, mystery, loyalty, and emotional power.
According to what is generally believed, claimed, or expected to be true, though often with skepticism implied. Suggests doubt about the accuracy of a widely-held assumption or reported fact.
That mythical sensor embedded in every traffic light that turns green *right when you arrive*, then immediately punishes you by turning red the second you commit to crossing. It's Murphy's Law applied to urban infrastructure.
A clever conversational shortcut that acknowledges an awkward historical scandal associated with someone or something, then immediately moves on so it doesn't derail your actual point. Coined by Pete Holmes as a way to preemptively shut down that inevitable tangent.
A playful jab at someone who kills the vibe by taking a joke or lighthearted comment too seriously, turning fun banter into an awkward lecture.
A brilliantly meaningless placeholder word that can mean literally anything depending on context and shared inside jokes. It's the linguistic equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—use it as a noun, verb, or adjective and let your audience figure it out.
A sticker or printed surface coated with microencapsulated scent oils that are released when scratched, producing a temporary smell. Popular novelty items marketed to children and used on stickers, greeting cards, and promotional materials.
A bound book or album with blank pages designed to hold and organize stickers, often with pre-printed scenes or backgrounds where stickers could be placed to create scenes. A popular children's activity toy for collecting and arranging stickers.
Thin plastic sheets printed with designs that children color and then bake in an oven, causing them to shrink to about one-third their original size while becoming thicker and more rigid. Popular craft toy from the 1970s onward.
An internet slang interjection used to demand someone cease an action immediately, often for comedic or emphatic effect; can express exasperation, disbelief, or playful disapproval.
A person who plays a minor, auxiliary, or supporting role in events or social hierarchies; someone who is present but not central to the action.
A playful portmanteau of 'sewing' and 'society' referring to a civilization heavily dependent on textile manufacturing and hand-stitching. It's what you call a culture where needle and thread are still essential despite modern manufacturing.
To smoke weed, particularly credited to rapper Madlib's vernacular. A laid-back way to say you're about to light up and get lifted.
Someone who's completely oblivious to jokes and won't stop aggressively correcting grammar—especially when they're wrong themselves. The human equivalent of a pedantic robot with zero social awareness.