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A term used to describe free items given away and trade shows and conventions; especially popular at technology conferences; typical items include pens, notepads, stress balls, and t-shirts.
A classic '90s Wayne's World-era expression of excitement or attraction, usually accompanied by an imaginary guitar riff. Essentially the verbal equivalent of cartoon eyes popping out of your head when you see someone attractive. Still deployed ironically by millennials trying to relive their glory days.
A casual greeting or acknowledgment that signals friendliness and openness to conversation—basically a playful 'hey' or 'what's up' in word form. Highly informal and endearing.
Someone who laughs constantly and excessively—the kind of person whose giggling becomes their defining characteristic and honestly makes everyone else smile.
The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."
A shenanigan that turns into a debacle. Mischievous or playful activity that quickly becomes disastrous.
Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
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stepping out for a smoke
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"When your parents made you, they were really just showing off." This is just one example of how a person may "spit," or flirt with a person.
When someone repeatedly calls you back-to-back, refusing to accept that you're not answering for a reason. It's the auditory version of being hunted, as your phone lights up with the same name over and over until you either answer or block them. Peak stage-five clinger behavior in telecommunications form.
A euphemistic code word for an illegal drug lab, because nothing says "chemistry education" quite like cooking methamphetamine in a trailer. This term allows dealers to discuss their illicit manufacturing operations while maintaining plausible deniability in casual conversation. Popular among those who probably should have paid more attention in actual science class.
When something is smaller than it should be, cheap-looking, or ill-fitting in a way that's painfully obvious. Not to be confused with the other definition that shouldn't be Googled at work. This refers specifically to undersized or low-quality items.
A young teen (typically pre-teen to early teen) who tries to dress way too provocatively or maturely for their age, combining juvenile innocence with wildly inappropriate fashion choices.
Short for 'smoke up'—a group activity involving the communal consumption of cannabis joints. It's the organized gathering of people ready to get elevated together.
A creature from Glasgow folklore featuring purple skin, comically long index fingers, and a disturbing habit of hiding on ceilings to terrify children into psychological trauma.
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When someone just can't do anything right, and insists on asking stupid questions at the same time. That person is said to be wearing their "stupidpants" that day.
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