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The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.
Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
A person from a city that with little regard of others on the road.
A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
A lone girl in the office, who is polite to everyone but deep down is very creeped out by her boss and his wandering eyes (A real slick willy). She finds back ends to be far creepier than front ends. She is a master of writing,-puntuation,-and hiding chocolates.
A way of saying correct in a dramatic way
A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.
When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia
Loyal ass female. Can most definitely afford. Fun person to be around.Don’t care for being popular. Always standing on nation wide business!
Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.
Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
when you think a song is good, most of time referred to reggae songs.
The 8th of December is the well-known Go talk to Niklas day! This day has made it easier to go talk to Niklas, especially if he is your crush, because you can justify everything with this day.
A poseur is someone who dresses untrendy, because they think it's the lastest trend. Poseurs don't really like they style they imitate; they just dress that way to be cool, popular, or just so people will like them. They are fake, pathetic people.
One who is unmatched at giving, inspiring, loving, teaching, uniqueness.
The overwhelming fear of seeing and/or receiving stitches. This fear will cause the person to wince and/or gag at the sight of stitches.
The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
An exclamation expressing disbelief, appreciation, or being impressed—often accompanied by exaggerated finger-pointing gestures. The auditory equivalent of keyboard smashing.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
An enhanced version of 'ate,' meaning someone performed or looked even more spectacularly than 'ate' alone could convey. When regular excellence isn't emphatic enough, you add directionality.
Describes something, usually music or food, that's exceptionally good. When something hits so hard you need a word more aggressive than 'good' but less committed than 'life-changing.'