No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
I will love you for ever
Just ejaculated on my keyboard
little green footballs
mother f**king b***h
Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down
software illegally obtained before it was released
post proof or recant
rolling in chair laughing
rolling on the floor laughing and vomiting in a bucket
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
rock out with your c**k out
spouse over shoulder gone
shut up and get to work
too stupid to own a computer
Talk to you after breakfast
Use At Your Own Risk
You are the best in the world!
with all due respect Also: An acronym for 'With All Due Respect' that's pronounced like the word 'water'—it's the sarcastic way to preface an insult so poorly veiled it practically glows. It's the digital equivalent of 'bless your heart.'
What is the f**king point
what the f**k are you doing
what the f**k is wrong with you
when you get a chance
An adorably precious descriptor for anything tiny, squishy, and irresistibly small—basically the verbal equivalent of squishing your face against a pet store window. Think baby animals, miniature desserts, or that one friend who's under 5'2".
The body language version of context clues, where you read someone's physical signals—crossed legs, eye contact, fidgeting—to decode what they're really thinking. It's basically being a human lie detector without the fancy polygraph machine.