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The linguistic equivalent of a participation trophy—an overused adjective deployed by people too lazy to think of actual descriptors. Once a word reserved for genuinely awe-inspiring moments, it's now been diluted to describe everything from your mediocre lunch to your partner whose qualities you apparently can't articulate. The death of creative vocabulary, one basic compliment at a time.
British rhyming slang that's been shortened more times than a game of telephone, originating from "What's the story?" becoming "What's the John Dory?" (a type of fish) and finally just "What's the John?" Essentially means "What's going on?" or "What's the deal with that?" It's Cockney slang for people who like their questions with extra steps.
A deliberately misspelled, satirical take on the emo subculture that parodies the stereotype of perpetual sadness and emotional drama. The 'brocen hart' spelling is intentionally bad, mocking the aesthetic of suffering and misunderstood angst. It's basically emo culture making fun of itself, or others making fun of emo culture—honestly, it's hard to tell anymore.
A term borrowed from Japanese VTuber and idol culture meaning your favorite streamer or performer whom you support above all others. It's the person you simp for with your wallet, schedule, and possibly concerning amounts of merchandise. Think of it as having a parasocial relationship, but make it official and expensive.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
An exclamation expressing disbelief, appreciation, or being impressed—often accompanied by exaggerated finger-pointing gestures. The auditory equivalent of keyboard smashing.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
To embody the essence of Buffalo, New York's weather patterns and general vibe—perpetually cold, gray, and mildly depressed. It's when your emotional state matches a February in upstate New York: dreary, bitter, and wondering why you're still here. Named after a city that hasn't seen the sun since 1987.
The noble art of mooching, taking advantage of, or enjoying something without proper permission—immortalized by Pauly Shore in the 1992 classic "Encino Man." To wheeze is to partake in someone else's resources with the confidence of someone who definitely wasn't invited. It's borrowing without the intention of returning, enjoying without the burden of ownership.
The wild west of online lexicography where literally anyone can define anything, from legitimate slang to their ex's name followed by a paragraph of grievances. It's crowdsourced chaos where you vote on whether definitions should stay or go, creating a beautiful mess of actual cultural insights buried under mountains of teenage angst and inside jokes. Wikipedia's unhinged younger sibling.
to suck a fart from ones asshole then blow the gas into an open flame
Brobat is the epitome of awesome.
An amazing, beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, funny, weird and cute girl. She can always make you smile even on your bad days. She's funny and weird but that's why we love her.
the state of being "spaced out" where you look at nothing and stare
cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.
a term for a stupid person who always gets drunk and lets people take advantage of them
Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.
A delicious sandwich, that consists of sub bread, (6 inch only), pickles, salami and swiss cheese. Preferable order: cheese salami, pickles. The sandwich MUST be toasted to qualify as a Nicholas.
To carefully dip the tip of your penis into something.
"It really sucks when you make up an abbreviation and nobody understands it."
A vape and/or an e-cigarette that contains nicotine.
The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.
Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.