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The comedy equivalent of reheated pizza—technically the same content, but somehow tragically diminished in the retelling. The phenomenon where you attempt to recreate a hilarious moment for friends but lose all comedic timing, forget the punchline, and start laughing at your own butchered version. It's why 'you had to be there' exists as a phrase.
The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."
A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!
Seyha is a tall asian who likes to eat cats and dogs
the act of being screamed upon and cremated simultaneously
Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
Used to describe a friend of a frugal nature.
The kind of girl u would love to talk to. She devora and is very funny!! Her name comes from a french virgin named as "La Salette", so cool so nice right. If u wanna be her bff gift her so many weird spoons, she'll love them.
a homosexual who drops the soap on perpose in a prison just that that he can get rapped and not be called gay
A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.
Someone so perfect that they are indescribable. Everyone either wants them or wants to be them. So spectacular that they are way to good to be true.
A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.
A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.
A statistician; statist
When someone gives you a blowjob with dip in their mouth
skip v. 1. To hop with one leg foreward, alternating the foreward leg between hops. 2. To be a pervert, to become one, or to make something perverted. 3. To ditch, leave, or flee from. n. 1. A pervert. 2. A perverted act, jesture, or verbaige 3. A derogatory term for a person of Anglo-Australian decent.
Verb: the act of making out with someone's nose. Involves sucking, licking, caressing, and kissing.
Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
When someone just can't do anything right, and insists on asking stupid questions at the same time. That person is said to be wearing their "stupidpants" that day.
If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people
pronunciation: snake-ed When a guy is fully (or mostly) clothed, but his penis is out and visible. Usually in the case of urinating or doing a sexual act with clothes on.
(adjective) ultra-soft, almost gooey
When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it
She is a sweet delicate person, Has a bad temper and slight ADHD, She can do multiple things she's very capable of hexing people and cursing them.