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Another entry in the -izz- suffix hall of fame, meaning something of exceptional quality or awesomeness. It's "the shit" run through the Snoop Dogg slang filter. Extra points for creativity in avoiding actual profanity while still sounding vaguely inappropriate.
Those who believe in a higher power may use S2G to stand for "swear to God." This acronym asserts that, to the best of the sender's knowledge, what they've said is true - and they'd swear the same thing to whatever god(s) they believe in.
Extremely intoxicated to the point of being non-functional, combining 'shit-faced' and 'drunk' into one gloriously blunt descriptor. When you're so wasted that your coordination and judgment have both checked out.
Delivering an exceptional look, performance, or vibe. When someone shows up so perfectly that they're basically handing out excellence on a platter, whether requested or not.
A guy who is too despo for girls and love talking to them all the time even if they have rejected him on his face. He is most probably from a despo school made for despo children.
son of a f**king b***h
A quick, efficient bathroom visit for liquid waste disposal, typically announced when you're trying to minimize delay. It's the urinary equivalent of a pit stop—in and out in under a minute. The term implies speed and brevity, unlike its lengthier bathroom counterparts.
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
to suck a fart from ones asshole then blow the gas into an open flame
A person who doesn't want to talk to you anymore may send you the acronym STTH (speak to the hand). You can continue messaging this person, but they may not read your messages and likely won't respond.
A big gay bag of dicks
The social media equivalent of an automated response system, where someone indiscriminately likes every single comment on their Facebook post regardless of content. Destroys the illusion that they genuinely appreciated your witty observation, revealing instead that they're just mechanically acknowledging all engagement. The participation trophy of digital interaction.
In sports, a "sweep" happens when one team wins all the games in a series (typically in the playoffs), leaving its opponent with no victories. For example, if a team wins a best-of-seven series 4–0, they've completed a sweep. The term comes from the idea of one team "sweeping away" the competition without giving them a chance to win.
To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk. Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."
A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.
someone looking over shoulder
Sponcon is sponsored social media content posted byinfluencers. These posts, which typically feature product "reviews" or endorsements, often look like normal posts. This can make differentiating between sponcon and authentic posts difficult.
Scatmans world by Scatman John. The song is about the world and the different cultures and races that exist in it
A complete version of a website that can be viewed offline. Normally in association with piracy of adult websites.
Is a way to call someone a cheater. It is mostly used in gaming, but it can be used in real life.
The deliberately misspelled opposite of "smart," dripping with sarcasm to indicate someone did something monumentally stupid. It's a textual eye-roll that saves you from typing out "Oh wow, aren't you just the intellectual giant."
Shaily is a girl who believes that snakes should have an opportunity to be a giraffe for even a day. She always wins at bankroll and she stands up against gentrification. She is the sweetest girl in the world with a heart of platinum. She sends the best memes.
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