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The social media equivalent of an automated response system, where someone indiscriminately likes every single comment on their Facebook post regardless of content. Destroys the illusion that they genuinely appreciated your witty observation, revealing instead that they're just mechanically acknowledging all engagement. The participation trophy of digital interaction.
What McDonald's becomes when you're high and suddenly their menu sounds like a Michelin-star experience. It's the stoner's affectionate nickname for the Golden Arches, where a McDouble hits different at 2 AM.
Is a way to call someone a cheater. It is mostly used in gaming, but it can be used in real life.
Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
son of a f**king b***h
A person who doesn't want to talk to you anymore may send you the acronym STTH (speak to the hand). You can continue messaging this person, but they may not read your messages and likely won't respond.
Being a person someone would willingly simp over.
To aggressively flirt with someone, typically someone younger than you, with all the subtlety of a desperate sales pitch. It's that uncomfortable moment when someone old enough to know better thinks they've still got game with the college freshmen.
An exclamation expressing disbelief, appreciation, or being impressed—often accompanied by exaggerated finger-pointing gestures. The auditory equivalent of keyboard smashing.
Delivering an exceptional look, performance, or vibe. When someone shows up so perfectly that they're basically handing out excellence on a platter, whether requested or not.
The comedy equivalent of reheated pizza—technically the same content, but somehow tragically diminished in the retelling. The phenomenon where you attempt to recreate a hilarious moment for friends but lose all comedic timing, forget the punchline, and start laughing at your own butchered version. It's why 'you had to be there' exists as a phrase.
snickering quietly to myself
shut the f**k up and take that d**k like a good girl
shut your damn mouth
Those who believe in a higher power may use S2G to stand for "swear to God." This acronym asserts that, to the best of the sender's knowledge, what they've said is true - and they'd swear the same thing to whatever god(s) they believe in.
Hair down a womans buttcrack. The opposite of a happy trail.
safe for work until zoomed
someone looking over shoulder
Situation Normal All f**ked Up Beyond Any Recognition
Hardcoregamersoften refer to the fighting gameSuper Smash Bros.as justSmash. These players are likely quite experienced at the game, so you may want to think twice before playing them ...
Coolest guy in the world honest to god catch there drip and they will like you on god.,
A self-portrait photo taken with your own device, usually at arm's length with varying degrees of flattering angles, that has transformed humanity into a species of amateur photographers obsessed with documenting our own faces. Once a novelty, now so ubiquitous that even the Pope participates without irony.
Describing someone who radiates an air of superiority so thick you could cut it with a knife, historically associated with English aristocrats literally tilting their noses skyward while snorting snuff. These insufferable individuals genuinely believe their existence operates on a higher plane than yours. They're the human equivalent of a 'VIP only' velvet rope.
The act of informing authorities about illegal activities, generally considered the ultimate betrayal in street culture. Basically, being that person who reminds the teacher about homework, but with significantly more serious consequences.