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the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software
An abbreviation meaning "Refer to Sarcastic Black Woman" It is to be used when someone says something that you do not believe and would like them to here you say mmmmhhhmmm in a sarcastic black womans voice.
The website for The Renaissance Chameleon.
rolling on flor laughing my f**king ass of peeing my pants
Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut
read the f**king article
read the f**king post
A revenge arc is an effort a person makes to get revenge on someone who has wronged them somehow, whether it be anexwho broke their heart or a friend who betrayed them. The "arc" refers to the person's journey to attain the revenge, which could be days, months, or years.
The fine art of fixing or building something using only materials found in a garage, gas station, or tackle box—typically involving duct tape, WD-40, zip ties, and questionable engineering. It's the DIY solution that makes actual engineers weep but somehow holds together for years.
That one person in recovery who won't shut up about their supposedly hardcore past, despite everyone knowing they're about as tough as a marshmallow in a microwave. Their war stories are 90% exaggeration and 100% compensation for deep-seated insecurity. Usually spotted dominating group therapy sessions with tales that mysteriously grow more dramatic each retelling.
A cynical dating rule suggesting that when women report their number of sexual partners, you should divide the answer by three to get the 'real' number. A dubious heuristic rooted in sexist assumptions.
A best friend that's been there for you through everything and has had your back no matter what. She'll fight a hoe for you or cuss out a boy if need be. Hold onto a ride real tight if you should come across one.
Riley is so gorgeous and so trustworthy and words can’t describe how perfect this girl is. If you ever have a riley in your life don’t ever think about leaving her cause she won’t leave you. She will always be there for you and always gives the vets advice honestly this girl is perfect and will always make you smile and laugh. She gets all the boys and the girls will always be her best friends some are jealous of her. Riley will give you everything she has to make you happy and won’t ask for anything in return if you don’t have a riley you should find one she’s the realist person ever and will always be there for you
rolling on the floor
A modern compliment meaning someone is impressively muscular or shredded, supposedly derived from a noble English name associated with hammer-wielding knights. Basically a fancy way of saying someone looks jacked.
roll on the floor and laugh out loud
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud
The first video game console you personally owned or played at home, representing your foundational gaming experience and nostalgic entry point into gaming.
A playful pseudo-Latin plural of 'ridiculous' used ironically to describe an absurd collection of equally absurd items or situations. It's grammatically wrong in the most entertaining way possible.
Adapting gracefully to unexpected challenges and difficulties as they arise, rather than falling apart or resisting. It's the art of staying flexible when life throws curveballs.
A versatile term with multiple meanings: something physically torn apart, a digital audio file extracted from a CD, or slang for releasing intestinal gas with enthusiasm. Context is everything.
Those self-appointed highway enforcers who camp out in the passing lane going exactly the speed limit, completely oblivious that they're holding up traffic and driving everyone else insane with their misplaced sense of authority.
That panicked moment of uncertainty when nature calls in a public restroom and you can't remember if you locked the stall door, creating unnecessary anxiety about potential bathroom door interruptions.