Revenge bedtime procrastination

Definition

The act of staying up way past your bedtime to reclaim personal time and freedom after a soul-crushing day, even though you know tomorrow-you will absolutely hate tonight-you. It's the self-sabotaging rebellion of the chronically overworked, where scrolling through memes at 2 AM feels like a revolutionary act against capitalism.

Example Usage

I have a 7 AM meeting but here I am at midnight, deep into my third episode of a show I don't even like—classic revenge bedtime procrastination.

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