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The stubborn, unvarnished truth of existence that persists regardless of our wishes, delusions, or Instagram filters. Philosophers have debated its nature for millennia, but pragmatically, it's whatever smacks you in the face when you stop daydreaming. Often used as a wake-up call for people living in denial or excessive optimism.
The tragic affliction that strikes gamers when adult responsibilities like jobs, school, or relationships interfere with their gaming schedule. Symptoms include falling behind in MMO raids, missing battle pass deadlines, and the devastating realization that your online friends are now three prestige levels ahead of you. No known cure except winning the lottery.
The delightfully convoluted practice of telling two people you're dating each other when you're actually single, creating a web of fictional relationships that serves no purpose except maximum chaos. It's lying about dating to avoid dating, which is somehow both genius and completely unhinged.
swaggest person out there
Real Life Boy Friend
rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog
rolling on the floor laughing my f**king ass off peeing in my pants
are you busy tonight
In mana-basedCCGslike Hearthstone and Magic: The Gathering (MTG), to ramp means to permanently acquire extra mana sources. Ramp decks use theearly gameto accelerate their mana production, so they can play high-cost spells in themidandlate game.
A conductor's colorful (if slightly unhinged) instruction to brass players to clear obstructions from their instruments causing muffled or squeaky sounds. It's the musical equivalent of telling someone to clear their throat, but with more rodent imagery. Wind instruments do collect moisture and valve grease, creating some truly unfortunate noises.
An exclamation challenging someone to acknowledge the error of their ways—usually with the implicit threat that consequences follow if they don't wise up. A demand for self-awareness before things get real.
Dating or engaging in a romantic relationship with someone significantly younger than you, typically framed as inappropriate due to the age gap.
One who is using out of date words and abbreviations while texting.
rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing my pants
rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants
rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing
rolling on the floor laughing my f**king head off
rolling on the floor laughing my head off
rolling on the floor laughing out loud
A leisurely period of doing nothing productive—couch surfing, grabbing beers, gaming—basically the art of professional relaxation and procrastination perfected.
Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral