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Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
A furry domestic dictator that has successfully convinced humans they're pets when it's clearly the other way around. These four-legged narcissists operate on a strict policy of conditional affection, dispensing cuddles only when it serves their agenda (usually food-related). Despite their murderous tendencies and Karen-level attitude, we continue to worship them on the internet.
A lazy portmanteau of 'chill' and 'relax'—meaning to kick back, hang out, and do absolutely nothing in the most relaxed way possible.
A person who works in or travels with a carnival or circus, typically known for hustling crowds and running sketchy games. Often portrayed as nomadic, colorful, and morally flexible.
Hipster gossip—the kind of juicy rumors and social drama that circulate through indie coffee shops and vintage clothing stores at the speed of social media.
A sarcastic and inauthentic way to tell someone that you're not interested in what he or she said, maybe because it was off topic; can be used as an alternative toTLDR.
The Crip Walk, a dance originally associated with the Crips gang in Los Angeles, involving intricate foot movements that spell out letters or signals. What started as gang communication became a mainstream hip-hop dance move, though doing it in the wrong neighborhood can still get you in serious trouble. Cultural appropriation meets actual danger.
To verbally berate, scold, or severely reprimand someone for their actions or behavior. A heated dressing-down delivered with considerable volume and displeasure.
A wardrobe so stylish and coordinated it borders on religious devotion. When your fits are so immaculate that people ask what cult recruited you for fashion.
To throw up the peace sign as a casual goodbye, or to leave a place/situation early, signaling departure with a two-fingered gesture.
A polite euphemism for a profane term describing something incredibly thin or narrow—useful when females are nearby and you want to avoid getting weird looks.
Cry Baby Bridger Syndrome describes when an entitled person throws a dramatic tantrum upon being denied something, then proceeds to disrespect everyone and everything around them. Basically, adult toddler behavior.
That first soul-reviving sip of an ultra-cold energy drink that hits different—the one that gives you instant vitality and reignites your will to exist.
Adjective describing something thoroughly covered in 'cope'—internet-speak for coping mechanisms, delusion, or self-deception. If a take is copeatious, it's basically someone coping so hard they've built a second reality.
Someone (typically a Floridian) who clocks out at 5 PM sharp to immediately hit the bar for margaritas and Jimmy Buffett songs—basically living the perpetual vacation lifestyle on a Tuesday.
To verbally roast someone by taking the piss out of their life, family, home, or social situation—essentially a freestyle insult battle focused on humorous mockery rather than genuine malice.
The eerie communication blackout that occurs on December 25th when all your holiday-celebrating friends vanish into family obligations and alcohol-induced comas, leaving you in total social isolation.
A witty portmanteau describing the state of being passed out or completely unresponsive due to obsessive overuse of punctuation marks or excessive grammatical perfectionism—basically what happens when you care too much about commas.
An honest acronym standing for 'Chuckled Out Loud'—for people who want to admit that something was mildly amusing rather than claiming LOL when they barely cracked a smile. It's the internet's way of being real about what actually made you laugh.
Someone whose kindness, thoughtfulness, and good personality make them genuinely attractive beyond just physical appearance. Or, you know, just someone with a nicely shaped head.
A chaotic filmmaking style that weaponizes quick cuts, bizarre camera angles, random sound effects, and nonsensical visuals in a desperate attempt to hold viewer attention—usually just resulting in sensory overload and confusion instead. Think 1990s educational videos on steroids, exemplified by Bill Nye's aggressive editing style.
Coming tantalizingly close to success but ultimately falling short—the consolation prize is disappointment rather than the actual prize. Originated from 1920s fairgrounds that gave out cigars as rewards.
The practice of texting while simultaneously urinating—a risky multitasking endeavor that may result in wet shoes or bathroom mishaps.