No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A particularly violent form of sexual stimulation involving a girl's forehead running up and down the shaft of the penis in an effort to provide pleasure. Often results in a visit to A&E.
My thicc pretty queen. Who love me since I gave her 50k.
offer to scratch your wifeyβs back. clothes off face down and scratchin. once sheβs relaxed out shuv it all the way in from behind and watch her cum all over my dick!
A contamination i.e. a failed portmanteau. Comes from "pre"+"sequel" of which the latter in turn comes from Latin, "sequela"; "what follows". Therefore it is a non-word Γ la new/memespeak, as "quel" does not mean anything in any known language and thus "pre"+"quel" means nothing either.
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
An amazing singer, who is very special. She has a laugh that can turn into a cry, and loves creating melt downs in class. However, she can cheer people up fast with an interesting special phrase, or just hearing her laugh. With the aspects of a ranga being brought out in her, creates a whole, entirely new person. If you don't one, meet one because she can truly be the world's best friend to all. Like a God.
The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.
Food of choice for gnomes and other small mythological woodland creatures, often found near the entrance to gnome dwellings. Flajberries promote love, happiness and creativity.
To throw with great velocity, a cupcake, or after meal related delicacy into an unsuspecting face.
(n) erect penis which is used for snorting drugs
You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.
Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
One who begins to name his or her fecal material
when you go on omegle and talk and extange pictures related to sex when really ur talking to a 60 year old guy
Can be used in the place of any number of superlative including but not limited to-- Bitchin Righteous tubular etc. also a direct antonym of gaytarded
The clothes people wear, generally older, when they are about to have sex.
The meaning of the word "KaΔan" is intelligent, very handsome, the favorite of the girls and most importantly "with a big dick". Besides, if your name is KaΔan, it means you have the biggest dick in the world and girls love it.
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
The sexiest man alive Glasses always on lock down He always got a thicc bunda And never ceases to disappoint
poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned
A melon (usually watermelon) which is emo/goth like in appearance and attitude. Also known to confuse eggplant and make some red cabbages vomit.
such a great man, caring, lovely, trustable, the guy you wish you are
After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.