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A vagina, a play on the popular 'China Town.'
Two words for showing disgust towards a certain individual. Typically used in social media. Short for "Ew what the fuck"
The embarrassingly common typo that results when your fingers betray you while typing 'light bulbs.' A digital Freudian slip that makes you look like you're trying to illuminate your home with some kind of mysterious flowering plant. Particularly mortifying in professional emails requesting hardware specifications.
The act of preventing others from accessing or enjoying something, usually by claiming they're not 'real' fans or don't deserve it. The online equivalent of pulling up the ladder after you've climbed it.
A self-congratulatory hand-clasping gesture where you squeeze your interlocked hands and swing them side to side like you just won an Olympic medal. It's the physical embodiment of patting yourself on the back, perfect for those moments when fist-pumping feels too aggressive but standing there doing nothing seems insufficient.
To ram a vehicle off the road with criminal intent to rob it, specifically referencing the iconic armored car heist scene from the 1995 film 'Heat.' Because apparently some people watched that movie and thought 'great tutorial' instead of 'great cinema.'
A colorful euphemism for vomiting after excessive drinking, inspired by how penguins regurgitate food for their young. It's nature's way of reminding you that those last three tequila shots were a terrible idea. At least penguins do it out of love; you're just doing it out of poor judgment.
The iconic man-eating plant from the 1986 cult classic 'Little Shop of Horrors,' officially described as a 'mean green mother from outer space.' This blood-thirsty botanical villain represents every houseplant owner's worst nightmare—a fern with an attitude problem and a taste for human flesh. Named after the protagonist's love interest, because nothing says romance like naming your carnivorous alien plant after your crush.
An oddly specific exclamation of pure satisfaction when everything goes perfectly your way, presumably inspired by the refreshing taste of spearmint gum. It's the verbal equivalent of a chef's kiss meets mint-fresh excellence. When 'nice' just doesn't capture how magnificently things worked out.
Your father's Cadillac, typically borrowed by someone without their own impressive vehicle. Represents the time-honored tradition of using parental assets to temporarily boost your social status.
Your person, your main squeeze, your romantic human security blanket—basically the one you're emotionally and romantically attached to. This term of endearment has survived decades of slang evolution and remains the go-to word for "this is the human I've chosen to tolerate exclusively." Short, sweet, and less cringey than most couple nicknames.
Regional slang from Pune, India, used to address friends or homies with an extra dose of drawn-out vowels. It's basically 'dude' or 'bro' but with that special subcontinental flair that makes every greeting sound like a question.
A Facebook group founded in 2011 that functions as a lawless digital wasteland where people share questionable life advice, terrible rap videos, and personal disasters for others' entertainment. It's essentially a self-esteem boost disguised as a social experiment—you feel better about your life by witnessing others' chaos.
Engaging in activities that are completely pointless and yield absolutely zero productive results, yet you do them anyway. It's the art of wasting time with purpose, or purposefully wasting time—the philosophy is unclear. Essentially what you're doing when you refresh social media for the 47th time today.
The Australian equivalent of calling BS on someone's exaggerated claims or shameless self-promotion. When your mate claims they could totally be a professional athlete if they just tried harder, this is your verbal reality check. Named after someone who presumably told one too many tall tales.
An alternative spelling of "geek" that somehow makes the label even geekier through its deliberate misspelling. It's geek squared—so nerdy that even the word itself gets the awkward treatment.
A portmanteau of 'bros' and 'alumni' referring to former fraternity brothers or college buddies who refuse to let graduation dampen their party lifestyle. They've left campus but campus culture hasn't left them. The guys at the tailgate who peaked in college and are totally fine with that.
The crushing micro-disappointment of checking your phone at 11:12 and realizing you missed 11:11, the supposedly magical time when wishes come true. A first-world problem so specific it could only exist in the smartphone era, yet somehow universally relatable.
In slang context, means a lie or falsehood ("no cap" means "no lie"), though the original definition hilariously refers to an actual bottle cap. The term has become so prevalent that an entire generation now uses "cap" and "no cap" more frequently than they probably open actual bottles with caps.
Classic slang from the '60s (and later Boston-area staple) meaning extremely cool, awesome, or impressive. Originally surfed its way through Southern California before becoming a New England linguistic trademark—because sometimes "very" just doesn't cut it when describing how rad something is.
A punny declaration that you're finished with something, derived from Denzel Washington's name for reasons only the internet understands. It's what you announce when you've completed a task, given up on a project, or eaten so much you might explode. Peak dad joke energy meets Gen-Z absurdism.
A dismissive term meaning trash or terrible at something, allegedly created by the legendary Henry Colon. It's what you call someone who consistently fails at basic tasks or displays disappointingly low skill levels. The word itself sounds like what it describes—something unpleasant you'd rather not deal with.
The bittersweet inability to fully enjoy a romantic vacation destination because your partner isn't there to share it with you. Named after couple-focused resort destinations, it's that hollow feeling when you're surrounded by honeymooners while eating your complimentary breakfast alone. The scenic sunset just hits different when you're taking selfies instead of couple photos.
A grammatically criminal mashup of "more," "most," and "mostest" used when regular superlatives just aren't cutting it in your declarations of affection. It's what happens when love makes you throw the English language under a bus.