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A relationship that exists exclusively in Snapchat's ephemeral bubble—all late-night streaks and occasional snaps, but zero real-world commitment or interaction.
That murky gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—dates, long conversations, inside jokes—but haven't officially used the D-word yet. All the intimacy benefits without the commitment paperwork.
Dark humor for when an 18-wheeler illegally turns out of a left-turn-only lane and demolishes everything beside it in one swift, destructive arc. Called that because a Prius would totally fit in the carnage.
Crude slang for the phlegmy, mucous-like substance you hack up during a nasty cough; gross, inevitable, and universally uncomfortable.
A young person from rural southern America, characterized by rural culture, regional accent, and country-lifestyle aesthetics. It's a gentle ribbing of redneck stereotypes that's become internet shorthand for that specific vibe.
Someone with an almost pathological obsession with popping bubble wrap—they've elevated the art of bubble-popping to competitive sport level. Pure, unadulterated joy from each satisfying POP.
An indica-dominant cannabis strain notorious for powerful relaxation and triggering industrial-strength munchies—nature's nap button with side effects.
The prison-issued shoes handed to inmates in New Jersey facilities—a darkly humorous reference to former Governor Jon Corzine. Basically the opposite of a sneaker flex.
A nonsensical sound uttered with exaggerated enthusiasm specifically designed to confuse and amuse children—essentially the audio equivalent of pulling a ridiculous face.
A late-night phone call to someone you're not dating but definitely wouldn't mind spending some very specific time with—romance optimized for the commitment-phobic.
Skinny dipping's less commitment-phobic cousin—jumping into the water in your underwear instead of going completely nude, because clothes are negotiable but dignity isn't quite ready to retire yet.
A location under the occupation of chavs (rowdy, lower-class hoodlums); a place that's basically become a kingdom of bad attitudes and worse decision-making.
Street slang for murder, specifically when the victim is worth more dead than alive. Charmingly pragmatic economics.
To be shot so many times your body resembles that Swiss cheese full of holes. A grim visual metaphor from gang culture.
A polite but firm way to tell someone to leave you alone; basically 'get lost' with cosmic attitude.
A person of color who exhibits entitled or discriminatory behavior specifically toward other ethnic groups or communities; Karen energy applied to interethnic dynamics.
You're the focal point and main attraction—the whole reason everyone's gathered. A compliment highlighting your importance, appeal, or current relevance to the moment.
To simultaneously smoke marijuana and drink beer (acronym: Smoke A Bowl, Slam A Beer). The dubious recreational strategy for achieving maximum intoxication while maintaining minimum efficiency.
People who dismiss an entire medium without ever watching it, often out of fear of social judgment or a desperate need to conform to mainstream standards.
To forcefully spit, flick, or launch a glob of spit or chewed gum at someone; the hostile ballistic deployment of mouth debris that guarantees social consequences.
A playful jab at someone who's consumed more manga than any other form of media—basically the anime/manga equivalent of being called a couch potato, but with more Japanese comic books involved.
Short for 'Out of Control'—when someone's acting absolutely wild or going way too hard when the situation clearly doesn't call for that level of chaos.
That gut-punch blend of envy and insecurity that hits when you see someone noticeably thinner than you, triggering both admiration and existential dread about your own body.
The unshakeable confidence to wear whatever you want without caring one iota about anyone's judgment; pure 'I don't give a flying flip' energy channeled into fashion choices.