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Relatives who rarely show up except to ask for something; you tolerate them best from a distance because proximity breeds resentment.
A trio of emojis serving as the universal internet mic-drop for someone's terrible take—judge, gavel, and authority all rolled into one silent but devastating insult.
A pathetic 20mph moped covered in stickers and flags, typically ridden by someone drastically overestimating their street credibility. The motorcycle equivalent of a participation trophy.
Puffy, heavily cushioned winter boots from the '70s and '80s that looked like you were preparing for a lunar landing; wear them too close to a campfire and they'll melt into sad, squishy disappointment.
A double-wide sleeping bag engineered specifically to contain both the evidence and the noise of intimate activities—plausible deniability from parents sold separately.
A bowel movement of such extraordinary magnitude that it seems to violate basic human physiology and plumbing regulations; a toilet-clogging feat of legendary proportions.
Skinny dipping's less commitment-phobic cousin—jumping into the water in your underwear instead of going completely nude, because clothes are negotiable but dignity isn't quite ready to retire yet.
The unexpectedly comfortable intersection of luxury and trash aesthetics—like sipping champagne from plastic cups or serving caviar on discount crackers.
Street slang for oral sex that emphasizes the anatomical location doing the heavy lifting. Popular in hip-hop and probably used by people much cooler than you.
The unshakeable confidence to wear whatever you want without caring one iota about anyone's judgment; pure 'I don't give a flying flip' energy channeled into fashion choices.
Someone who softens offensive comments with 'I'm sorry, but...' as if a preamble makes prejudice more palatable.
So nasty, grimy, and grody that it earns all three—basically the trifecta of disgusting.
The soul-crushing moment when an attractive person calls you 'ma'am' or 'sir,' instantly demoting you from romantic prospect to 'parental peer' status in their eyes.
The superlative evolution of 'shiznit'—something so exceptionally excellent that conventional adjectives cannot contain it; peak awesomeness requiring extra syllables.
A nonsense adjective that means everything bad and nothing specific—useful for describing your disappointment without actually committing to a real criticism.
A nickname for someone who smokes weed so habitually that it becomes their defining characteristic and the main thing their friends know about them.
An awkwardly dramatic monologue where someone launches into a serious, overly earnest lecture about feelings while everyone watches in secondhand embarrassment.
A refreshingly blunt and brutally honest person with impeccable fashion sense who doesn't sugarcoat feedback. Having a xulkar in your life is like having a personal life coach and stylist rolled into one brutally truthful package.
The prickly, stubble-covered aftermath of aggressive or frequent shaving, where regenerating hairs create an uncomfortable textured landscape. The botanical metaphor is cute; the reality is decidedly less peaceful.
The graffiti artist's version of spam—hitting the same location repeatedly with your signature (tag) until your name is inescapably everywhere. It's dedication through repetition and a surefire way to "get up" in street art circles.
A person (typically fictional or hypothetical) used to absorb incoming damage so others don't have to; the expendable unit whose primary function is tactical cannon-fodder.
Someone or something lame, low-class, or beneath contempt; basically a digital peasant.
Dumping your emotional baggage onto someone you barely know because you lack the internal resources to process your own feelings.
A polite but firm way to tell someone to leave you alone; basically 'get lost' with cosmic attitude.