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An activist primarily motivated by hitting on fellow activists; someone who shows up to 'save the planet' with a charming smile and questionable sincerity.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
An escalated form of ROFL specifically for the uncontrollable wheezing laughter you experience while Rick Rolling someone, even when nobody else thinks it's funny.
The desperate phrase you yell when you've just said something so offensive or controversial that cancellation is imminent and you need everyone to collectively forget they heard it.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.
An mysterious, commanding woman whose force of personality is so strong that you're genuinely unsure whether she's real or just a living legend—usually the one everyone gravitates toward in a room.
An attractive person who has all the qualities you're looking for; someone who's got it going on and is dating material.
A poser who adopted emo aesthetics (mall-bought black skinny jeans, Taking Back Sunday CDs) without understanding the subculture's actual ethos. They desperately seek acceptance from a scene they fundamentally misunderstand, and the real emos can smell the inauthenticity from a mile away.
An emoticon representing sadness, tears, or deep disappointment—looks like a little crying face made of text characters. Used ironically for minor inconveniences or genuinely when something actually sucks.
British slang for wet dog feces—the unfortunate result when rainfall meets canine digestive systems. A polite regional euphemism for something far more unpleasant than the word itself suggests.
A generic placeholder noun for any object or thing when you can't remember or don't know its actual name—quintessential Philadelphia slang. Literally anything tangible can be a jawn if you say it with sufficient confidence.
Philadelphia slang for an emphatic interjection that underscores urgency or seriousness in a statement; basically 'for real' with East Coast attitude.
British slang for someone who uses heroin; derived from Cockney rhyming slang, a term used in UK drug culture.
A tragic miscalculation in intestinal physics where you confidently release gas, only to discover your digestive system had other plans; nature's cruel reminder that the anus is a liar.
An exceptionally thunderous and forceful fart; the kind that echoes through entire rooms and makes everyone question whether it was actually thunder.
That aggressively polite driver who treats every intersection like a Mexican standoff, letting everyone else go first and turning a 5-minute drive into a 20-minute exercise in patience.
A meaningless utterance designed to express everything and nothing simultaneously, depending entirely on context, tone, and your willingness to leave people confused about what you just said.
An unpleasant surprise left by your neighbor's dog on your lawn, shoes, or life—nature's booby trap for the unsuspecting pedestrian wrapped in regret and stink.
An acronym standing for John F. Kennedy—used as an exclamation reference or joke about the historical figure and his assassination.
A perpetually time-displaced person stuck in 1980s aesthetics—think crystal-topped cane, shaved body, and the fashion sense of an amateur pimp. They're blissfully unaware that their era ended decades ago and stubbornly refuse to update.
Someone hopelessly devoted to 'the way things were,' with zero interest in updating their worldview or tech stack.
A humorous British catchphrase blaming 'the gas man' (literally, or as a universal scapegoat) for every possible misfortune in your life, from gaming losses to equipment failures.
Someone who shows initial romantic interest then completely ghosts you without explanation; named after a basketball player's one-season strategy, describing someone who's committed to you for exactly one date.
To obtain money through morally questionable means like embezzlement or tax fraud; the art of getting rich when your methods definitely wouldn't survive an IRS audit.