No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
a random person who likes to sniff teh penis.
An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
SHE IS THE MOST F#CKING PICE OF S##T THAT EVER LIVED
Short for "bundles of laughter," this delightfully optimistic acronym sits awkwardly between LOL and ROFL on the internet laughter hierarchy that absolutely nobody needed expanded. Essentially means you found something funny enough to type three letters instead of two, which is honestly quite the commitment in internet time.
An acronym for 'I Am Laughing,' the more formal cousin of LOL for people who want to acknowledge humor without committing to actually laughing out loud. It's what you type when something is mildly amusing but not quite worthy of a full-blown laugh.
A hand gesture symbolizing allegiance to the number 4, stripped of all the elaborate meanings the internet tried to assign it. In its purest form, it's just literally representing the number four with your fingersβthough good luck convincing anyone online that it doesn't mean seventeen other things. The mathematical middle finger to overanalyzed hand signs.
A dual-purpose slang term that either refers to testicles/courage (thanks to the classic line "Wolfman's got nards!") or serves as a mild expletive when things don't go your way. It's the PG-13 way to express disappointment or acknowledge bravery.
Either someone who tattles and rats you out, or just a generally sketchy, unreliable person. Either way, not someone you want in your crew.
A playful accusation that someone is obsessed with or constantly talking about another person, usually in a romantic or gossipy way. It means you never stop bringing them up.
When you want to express laughter but your fingers had a stroke on the keyboard and somehow you're committed to it now. It's "LOL" if LOL went through a teleporter accident and came out slightly mutated but still functional. The linguistic equivalent of a typo that became a personality trait.
That sweet spot between quirky and concerning where someone's behavior raises eyebrows but doesn't quite warrant an intervention. You're unconventional enough to make people nervous at dinner parties, but not so far gone that anyone's calling your therapist. Often associated with recreational experimentation and a growing disdain for social norms.
To be extremely drunk
National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day
Absolutely couldn't give a f**k
Artificial Intelligence
be back some time soon
For No Apparent Reason
I'll Love You Forever
mind your own f**king business
roll on the floor and laugh out loud
unidentified party wound
what the f**k do you want
why are you bugging me?
An acronym that describes something you don't want to get out to the general public; also a military and business term used to label documents for restricted or limited distribution.