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That devastatingly stunning outfit you wear to the first public event after a breakup, strategically chosen to make your ex question every life decision they've ever made. Usually involves more skin, confidence, and expensive fabric than your usual wardrobe. The fashion equivalent of 'living well is the best revenge,' except faster and with better Instagram potential.
When regular petrified fear just doesn't cut it—you're four times as terrified, because apparently standard terror has levels like a video game boss. A mathematical escalation of dread that combines geometry with genuine anxiety. Perfect for describing that special kind of panic before facing your most intimidating obligations.
Your 24-hour digital billboard on Snapchat where you broadcast life updates, thirst traps, and lunch photos to your entire contact list. It's the social media equivalent of shouting into the void, except the void occasionally responds with fire emojis. Unlike regular snaps, this content self-destructs after a day, mercifully erasing evidence of your temporary main character syndrome.
When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
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The meaning of the word "KaÄŸan" is intelligent, very handsome, the favorite of the girls and most importantly "with a big dick". Besides, if your name is KaÄŸan, it means you have the biggest dick in the world and girls love it.
lots and lots of laughs
laughing my tits off
laughing on the outside
roling on floor laughing my god damn mother f**king ass off
talk to you later today
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Toodles is a playful and lighthearted way to say goodbye, often used affectionately or cheerfully. You'll likely hear it among friends, family members, or in casual conversations where someone wants to sound fun or like British royalty.
People who use the acronym 2C might also useBCorTC, which stand for "be cool" and "that's cool." Those who are actually cool will instead use terms likeballer,wicked,boss, orstraight fire, instead of relying on uncommon acronyms.
Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
The tragically specific moment when an object falls from your possession directly into a puddle, instantly transforming from useful item to soggy disappointment. It's Murphy's Law in action, with extra water damage. The universe's way of reminding you that gravity and moisture are not your friends.
A snarky abbreviation for 'Can You Read,' typically deployed when someone asks a question that's already been answered in writing. It's the passive-aggressive cousin of 'RTFM' and the professional's alternative to screaming into the void. Perfect for those moments when your email clearly stated something three times.
When someone's excitement level transcends normal hype and enters the stratosphere of absolute uncontained enthusiasm. It's 'lit' but amplified with 'dumb' to indicate just how extraordinarily turnt up someone is.
Street slang for either ten dollars or one gram of marijuana, depending on context and what kind of transaction you're having. The term reflects the standard pricing structure of small-time deals, where a sawbuck gets you a basic unit. Economics meets the underground market in convenient numerical form.
To evacuate a location with extreme urgency and speed, usually because something bad is about to go down. Born from the idea of 'booking' or moving fast, it's the universal signal that it's time to make yourself scarce. Perfect for when authority figures appear or awkward situations arise.
An exclamation expressing disbelief, appreciation, or being impressed—often accompanied by exaggerated finger-pointing gestures. The auditory equivalent of keyboard smashing.
The unfortunate facial phenomenon that occurs when someone tilts their head all the way back, creating a chin profile that bears an uncanny resemblance to a mushroom cap. It's the pose everyone makes when getting their picture taken from below, and the reason selfie angles matter. Evolutionary biology didn't account for overhead lighting.
The swift social maneuver of cutting someone out of your life the moment you discover they're problematic, followed by a hasty exit. It's the modern art of boundary-setting with extreme prejudice, usually deployed when someone reveals a dealbreaker behavior like animal cruelty or pyramid scheme enthusiasm. Think ghosting, but with justification and purpose.
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