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A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
To give oral sex to a woman
The way Caspars writes "drones"
What an asian mom does to her eldest son when he comes out as gay
Misophonia means that certain sounds trigger you, for example eating sounds, yawning, burping, heavy breathing and more.
inspired by the expression good ol' raisins and peanuts, gorpcore represents outdoorsy/hiking/mountain wear. Brands such as NorthFace and Patagonia represent gorpcore.
LOPT, life of the party.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
Message board shorthand for 'Quoted for Truth' (or 'Quite Fucking True'), deployed when someone says something so accurate you need to amplify it for the people in the back. The digital equivalent of underlining, highlighting, and starring something all at once.
The serial flake in your friend group who treats plans like suggestions and "see you at 8" like a rough draft. This person has elevated backing out at the last minute to an art form, leaving you sitting at the restaurant alone wondering why you still answer their texts. Can be used as both a noun (the person) and a verb (the act of flaking).
Ancient internet slang for the supreme tier of laugh-out-loud moments, specifically those achieved through elaborate pranks or trolling campaigns. Born in the chaotic early forums and imageboards, it represents laughter elevated to an art formβnot just funny, but legendarily, screenshot-worthily hilarious. Think of it as the Michelin star rating of online schadenfreude.
The alphabet in reverse order, typically typed by bored individuals who have already exhausted qwertyuiop and asdfghjkl. It's a sign that you've reached peak procrastination, searching for the limits of what's already been defined on Urban Dictionary. If you're looking this up, close the tab and get back to work.
-noun 1. A conceited person who tries to appear socially "cool" by obsessivly trying to be everywhere and do everything. These people are most often insecure about their own "coolness" and therefore will attempt to boost their ego by indulging in self-dramatization. In most cases they will arrogantly talk shit about others and exaggerate the social seclusiveness of that person which gives them a feeling of self-satisfaction. 2. Someone who publicly boasts his/her popularity by emphasizing their social presence.
Also known as Bullhead City, Arizona by those who have never ventured past the wasteland of depression, suffocating heat, and unjustifiable boredom which accumulates to high meth experimentation rates and a truly terrible school system. Basically training grounds for hell. Is comprised mostly of the elderly and white trash. Sadly the white trash is quite classy compared to the Bullhead City girls and the instacore kids roam wild and free. As do tweakers and nine years olds so bored that they must become pregnant because there's not much else to do but get your period prematurely, have sex and do meth.
A type of food that you eat in the morning normally with milk, and PrEpPy Gen alphas eat pink versions of it
A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
Have you read Harry potter}? Remember that rat guy, Peter? Yeah well he was kinda 2 faced etc, so that's exactly what this is. A 2 faced bitch is a Peter Pettigrew!!
is used to make someone gag usually used during sex
acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay
1. A dickwad from Philly (Also known as philadelphia) 2. A word to describes someones penis that heavily phyiscally resembles the state of Philadelphia.
The best minecraft ancarchy server in existence.
Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
Adjective. 1. To get drunk alone. Contraction of "alone" and "drunk." Fairly straightforward.
Brody is a goat that has a crush