Definition

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Example Usage

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

Origin

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Intermediate

Pimpin' at the funeral

Showing up to school dressed to the nines in your finest threads for absolutely no particular reason, looking uncomfortably overdressed like you're about to attend a black-tie event instead of AP Biology.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Advanced

tek tecky

When you overcomplicate a simple task by going unnecessarily high-tech, usually with hilariously impractical results. Think using a drone to deliver a note to your roommate, or in this case, repelling down a wall with lingerie. The phrase celebrates making things harder on yourself in the name of innovation.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Advanced

air corzines

The prison-issued shoes handed to inmates in New Jersey facilities—a darkly humorous reference to former Governor Jon Corzine. Basically the opposite of a sneaker flex.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

gfar2cu

go find a rock to crawl under

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Intermediate

J-Jitters

The involuntary, often hilarious full-body spasms that occur after consuming something potent—enhanced enjoyment guaranteed, but so is becoming everyone's entertainment. It's the physical comedy your body performs without asking permission.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

Fasil

1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

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