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super dooper guy, really chilla nd funniest man alive
The name of this person is academically smart plays sports is an Aries and has a mini version of her but is addicted to Starbucks and thinks cake pops are drugs
A technologically advanced alien being from the planet of Genesis in the galaxy of Andromeda who arrived on Earth at about 212 BC via a wormhole on his starship. The starship had a name and it was called Noah's Ark (later the name becomes a myth in the Bible). This alien being calling himself God enslaved human beings and manipulated their minds so that they would all praise this alien named God. Jesus was created by God using a method similar to our IVF treatment, except much more advanced with a success rate of 100%. Jesus was then released into the community and God watched as society interacted with him. His research on the human race was completed when Jesus was hung out to dry on a cross. God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda and now lives with his wife Mary, 2 boys and a girl. His longevity is due to the technology of his society.
The overwhelming fear of seeing and/or receiving stitches. This fear will cause the person to wince and/or gag at the sight of stitches.
The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.
n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
That devastatingly stunning outfit you wear to the first public event after a breakup, strategically chosen to make your ex question every life decision they've ever made. Usually involves more skin, confidence, and expensive fabric than your usual wardrobe. The fashion equivalent of 'living well is the best revenge,' except faster and with better Instagram potential.
An alarmingly dangerous practice in the 'looksmaxxing' community where people literally hit their facial bones with hard objects, hoping they'll heal into more attractive shapes. Spoiler alert: this is how you get hospital visits and facial trauma, not cheekbones like a model. It's essentially self-inflicted facial reconstruction without the medical degree, anesthesia, or common sense.
A delightful portmanteau describing the ability to love multiple songs with equal intensity, unable to commit to just one favorite. It's the musical equivalent of polyamory, except your Spotify Wrapped is the only thing judging you. For those whose 'favorite song' answer changes hourly and whose playlists have commitment issues.
Engaging in activities that are completely pointless and yield absolutely zero productive results, yet you do them anyway. It's the art of wasting time with purpose, or purposefully wasting time—the philosophy is unclear. Essentially what you're doing when you refresh social media for the 47th time today.
Someone who has achieved mastery-level knowledge of the 2004 racing simulation video game Gran Turismo 4, possessing encyclopedic expertise about its cars, tracks, and mechanics. This person can tell you the exact horsepower specifications of every vehicle in the game and probably spent their entire adolescence perfecting the Nürburgring lap. A very specific flex from a very specific era of gaming.
A less-than-kind descriptor for someone blessed (or cursed) with an exceptionally large forehead that could theoretically rent advertising space. It's the anatomical equivalent of having prime real estate on your face. See also: fivehead, sevenhead, or 'you could project a movie on that thing.'
An enthusiastic, three-word exclamation used to dramatically announce a quick and successful conclusion to something. It's the verbal equivalent of a mic drop, typically deployed when explaining something simple or celebrating an easy win. The cooler, more rhythmic cousin of 'voilà ' or 'ta-da.'
The laziest, most overused comeback in the history of verbal sparring, typically deployed by those who've completely run out of creative insults. It's so worn out that even people whose mothers have actually passed away just roll their eyes at it. The linguistic white flag of someone who lost the argument three exchanges ago.
A deliberately misspelled, satirical take on the emo subculture that parodies the stereotype of perpetual sadness and emotional drama. The 'brocen hart' spelling is intentionally bad, mocking the aesthetic of suffering and misunderstood angst. It's basically emo culture making fun of itself, or others making fun of emo culture—honestly, it's hard to tell anymore.
A term borrowed from Japanese VTuber and idol culture meaning your favorite streamer or performer whom you support above all others. It's the person you simp for with your wallet, schedule, and possibly concerning amounts of merchandise. Think of it as having a parasocial relationship, but make it official and expensive.
The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.
Uma Thurman's vengeful protagonist from Kill Bill, whose name was cleverly foreshadowed by the "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" reference. Now used as shorthand for someone on a single-minded revenge mission, systematically working through their hit list with martial arts prowess and a yellow tracksuit optional.
Derogatory term for someone who religiously wears Hollister clothing, named after the brand's obsessive inclusion of "22" on most garments (referencing their dubious 1922 founding claim). Particularly cutting when aimed at guys who build their entire personality around overpriced mall surf culture despite living 1,000 miles from any ocean.
The tragic affliction that strikes gamers when adult responsibilities like jobs, school, or relationships interfere with their gaming schedule. Symptoms include falling behind in MMO raids, missing battle pass deadlines, and the devastating realization that your online friends are now three prestige levels ahead of you. No known cure except winning the lottery.
Allegedly the alphabetically last entry in Urban Dictionary, representing the final frontier of user-submitted lexicography. A distinction that's either deeply meaningful or utterly pointless depending on how much time you spend thinking about dictionary organization. It's the Pluto of slang terms—technically there, but does anyone really care?
A lifestyle choice involving maximum comfort-seeking behavior: excessive eating, marathon Christmas movie sessions, and all-day sleeping regardless of season. The human embodiment of hibernation without the excuse of winter or being an actual bear. Peak performance is achieving all three simultaneously.
The practical financial framework of measuring purchases, savings, and expenses in units of beer rather than actual currency. A conversion system where "I saved $15" becomes "I saved three pints," making fiscal responsibility suddenly relatable to those who balance their budget in brewskis. The preferred accounting method of pub philosophers everywhere.
A dramatic escalation of 'I swear' that invokes eternal damnation as collateral for your truthfulness, popularized by reality TV royalty. When pinky promises aren't enough and you need to put your immortal soul on the line to prove you're not lying about who ate the last slice of pizza.