Definition

A colorful way to call someone a spaced-out, perpetually chill dimwit. It's the kind of insult you'd use on a friend who just microwaved their phone instead of their burrito because they were too stoned to notice the difference.

Example Usage

Dave tried to unlock his apartment with his credit card for ten minutes, total jomzee move.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jomzee&defid=17474)

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