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Rolling On Floor Laughing; the next level beyond LOL when something is so funny you're literally incapacitated. More intense, more dramatic, more internet-approved.
A witty, sarcastic personality or remark that blends humor with cynicism in a way that's often charming. Usually a compliment, though it can read as arrogant if delivered wrong.
Psychedelic fungi containing psilocybin, primarily from the genus Psilocybe, that produce hallucinogenic effects when consumed. These mushrooms have been used ceremonially for centuries and became counterculture icons in the 1960s. They're basically nature's way of making reality extremely negotiable for 4-6 hours.
A derogatory term for police cadets, rookie cops, or officers in training—basically, baby pigs who haven't earned their full porcine status yet. This diminutive version of "pig" suggests inexperience and youth while maintaining the anti-authority sentiment. Reserved for fresh-faced officers who still have that new badge smell.
Derogatory term for car enthusiasts (typically driving Japanese imports) who prioritize flashy cosmetic modifications over actual performance upgrades. Think massive spoilers on front-wheel-drive cars and exhaust systems louder than a jet engine but slower than a golf cart.
The lovably dim-witted Simpsons character who has accidentally become internet culture's patron saint of unintentional wisdom and absurdist quotes. His verbal mishaps like "I'm in danger!" and "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" have transcended the show to become meme gold. Referencing him is shorthand for innocent stupidity that somehow circles back to being profound.
A derogatory term for an unpleasant or mean-spirited woman, though its historical roots in witch mythology give it extra bite. While traditionally referring to an old woman, modern usage focuses more on temperament than age. It's basically the mean girl insult that never graduated from high school.
An adjective describing someone or something weak, feeble, or lacking in strength and courage—named after Popeye's hamburger-mooching friend who embodied all those qualities. It's the playground insult that somehow maintained relevance into adulthood. Calling something wimpy is basically saying it couldn't even lift the lightest dumbbell at the gym.
The onomatopoeia that accompanies explosions in comic books, action movies, and unfortunately, chemistry labs where someone didn't follow instructions. It's the sound effect that makes things going boom sound infinitely more satisfying.
An internet dinosaur noise that evolved from a playful roar into a way to emphasize statements, express cutesy aggression, or signal you're trying to be edgy in 2006. Often accompanied by 'XD' and regrettable fashion choices involving too many studded belts.
British-flavored enthusiasm for anything excellent, from a perfectly cooked meal to a genius idea. Americans adopted it to sound more sophisticated than just saying "awesome," though it still means exactly that. Add a British accent for maximum effect.
The minced oath your grandmother uses instead of actual curse words, expressing mild frustration without offending anyone's delicate sensibilities. It's what happens when "oh bugger" needs to be kindergarten-friendly. Somehow still conveys annoyance despite sounding like a Medieval fair attraction.
The sanitized version of "shit" that emerged from radio-edited rap songs, now a standalone suffix or substitute curse word. When you want the impact of profanity without actually offending HR. Functions as both noun and versatile linguistic filler.
Acronym for Young Available Bachelor, though it's evolved to describe eccentric street characters with personality to spare. Think less "eligible dating prospect" and more "memorable local character who yells at pigeons but makes it entertaining."
When something is smaller than it should be, cheap-looking, or ill-fitting in a way that's painfully obvious. Not to be confused with the other definition that shouldn't be Googled at work. This refers specifically to undersized or low-quality items.
A colorful way to call someone a spaced-out, perpetually chill dimwit. It's the kind of insult you'd use on a friend who just microwaved their phone instead of their burrito because they were too stoned to notice the difference.
The British, Canadian, and generally non-American pronunciation of the letter "Z." While Americans say "zee," the rest of the English-speaking world insists on "zed," making alphabet songs sound distinctly different across the pond.
A vintage term of endearment meaning "baby" or "sweetheart," exclusively reserved for people who wish they lived in a 1940s film noir. Using this unironically today will earn you either nostalgic points or confused stares, depending on your audience's age and tolerance for anachronisms.
Shorthand for vodka and lemonade, the drink of choice for people who want to get tipsy while pretending they're just enjoying a refreshing citrus beverage. Popular at college parties and summer barbecues where mixing efficiency matters more than mixology. Simple, effective, and dangerously easy to over-consume.
A superlative expression for something that's top-tier quality, usually applied to weed or music. When 'really good' isn't emphatic enough, you call it the diggity dank.
A story, rumor, or narrative—especially the exaggerated ones your coworkers tell to make their work sound more important than it is.
A person who achieves social or professional gain through deception and manipulation. The human equivalent of a treacherous backstab—literal or figurative.
A fundamentalist, often referring to someone with strict religious views who follows doctrine without critical thinking. Typically used pejoratively to describe those who are dogmatically devoted and evangelically vocal.
An intensifier describing something as exceptionally dumb, worthless, or ill-conceived with maximum emphasis. The logical conclusion that something has the intelligence quotient of actual fecal matter.