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when you back an mra into a corner using his own words or rhetorical device and he is left seething as his keyboard frustratingly unable to respond because any way he responds is contradictory to what he has already said or proving the point of the women.
Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.
A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult
refer to fuck tard only more stupid
When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.
Originally, in a season in which four full moons occurred, the blue moon was the third of these. In 1946, an error in the magazine *Sky and Telescope* led to the term referring to the second blue moon in a month. Today, the phrase 'blue moon' is used to refer to an event that happens quite rarely. Interestingly, by either of the definitions given above, it would ean something that occurs on average every 2.5 years.
Swiss-German-Slang meaning 'your father'. Especially meaning 'go ahead and fuck your father'.
How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.
Magnificent in such an over-the-top, fabulous manner that the style, widget, or event must have been made fashionable by the livelier sort of gay men, most likely while they were dressed in sequined drag and crooning Yma Sumac numbers. In connotation, "fagnificent" is markedly more fabulous than "fabulous" and notably more campy than "splendiferous."
That tragic moment when you sit down and your pockets violently eject all their contents like a ejector seat for your belongings. Keys, wallet, phone, loose change—everything scatters across the floor in a humiliating display of poor pocket retention. You've lost custody of your stuff in the most literal way possible.
An alarmingly dangerous practice in the 'looksmaxxing' community where people literally hit their facial bones with hard objects, hoping they'll heal into more attractive shapes. Spoiler alert: this is how you get hospital visits and facial trauma, not cheekbones like a model. It's essentially self-inflicted facial reconstruction without the medical degree, anesthesia, or common sense.
A portmanteau accident where someone's mouth tries to say 'ultimate' but their brain has already moved on to the next word. It's the linguistic equivalent of tripping over your own feet during a presentation. We've all been there, stumbling through syllables like a drunk giraffe.
An acronym standing for "Life's a Bitch," deployed when the universe decides to pile on the misery with impressive efficiency. It's the fatalistic shorthand for when someone's day goes from bad to catastrophic and there's nothing left to say except acknowledge that existence is occasionally cruel. The verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug in the face of cosmic injustice.
The passive-aggressive text abbreviation for 'how are you' that serves as a conversational trap. The sender has zero interest in your actual wellbeing and is simply performing the minimum social ritual necessary to pivot the conversation back to themselves. It's the digital equivalent of asking someone a question while already talking over their answer.
The deliberately informal, often satirical pronunciation of 'America' used to mock excessive patriotism, jingoism, or stereotypical American behavior. Usually accompanied by references to guns, eagles, and freedom fries, it's the linguistic equivalent of wearing an American flag tank top to a monster truck rally. Originally meant as mockery, it's been ironically embraced by the very people it was meant to ridicule.
That sweet spot between quirky and concerning where someone's behavior raises eyebrows but doesn't quite warrant an intervention. You're unconventional enough to make people nervous at dinner parties, but not so far gone that anyone's calling your therapist. Often associated with recreational experimentation and a growing disdain for social norms.
when a really gullible person tricks another gullible person of lesser gullibility.
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
A mother or overbearing girlfriend that smothers their adult child/ boyfriend with too much love, affection, bossy demands and food.
A term that refers to one's own incredibly enormous phallus.
a Texan of Mexican ancestry
A very attractive, sexy, beautiful woman. To men she is like kryptonite laced with Viagra.
Derogatory Term... Don't say it