horse

Definition

Someone you hooked up with who looked acceptable in dim lighting or from a distance, but revealed their true unfortunate appearance upon closer or brighter inspection. The term captures that sinking feeling when you realize your beer goggles or optimistic squinting led you astray. Common defenses include blaming darkness, solar positioning, or claiming you thought they were their more attractive friend.

Example Usage

"Dude, how was your date?" "Total horse, man. I met her at that dark bar and thought she was cute, but in daylight... yikes."

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