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like I give a flying s**t
mega laugh out loud of doom
now I've got you son of a b***h
A noob is a newbie. More specifically, it is a slang term that refers to a person who is new to something, such as an online service, video game, or another technology.
True crime fans useMFMto refer toMy Favorite Murder, a popular weekly true crime podcast. In each episode ofMFM, hosts Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark discuss anIRLmurder or other true crime story (with a healthy dose of comedic and serious commentary).
A portmanteau of "lucky" and "blessed" created for when you can't decide if your good fortune is divine intervention or random chance, so you just mash the words together and call it a day. It's the linguistic equivalent of hedging your spiritual bets, perfect for couples who think they invented love. Comes complete with mandatory hashtag usage because of course it does.
A delightfully confused way of referring to shampoo and conditioner, as if your shower routine involves dressing a salad. Proof that not everyone aced their vocabulary tests.
British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's iconic character Ali G, a wannabe gangster from Staines who popularized mock-urban slang like "booyakasha" and "respekt." The character satirized both hip-hop culture and British suburban youth trying way too hard to be street. A cultural phenomenon of the early 2000s that made "innit" mainstream.
Something or someone that is attractive, stylish, or physically appealing in a noticeable way. Can describe appearance, fashion sense, or general desirability.
A term describing a sexual or romantic preference for people of Asian descent, often used to characterize fetishization rather than genuine attraction. While it can refer to the actual tropical disease, in slang it's almost always about the dating preference (and is generally considered offensive by those it describes).
to succeed in an attempt at a chance guess for an answer to , usually accompanied by a gesture of throwing hands into the air.
Racial slang word for Tall person. Commonly used by "little people". These "little people" tend to believe themselves to be discriminated by size and proportion. They also tend to refer to themselves as the "master race", that god made them in his own image, etc.
One who begins to name his or her fecal material
rolling on the floor laughing my f**king ass off
so funny I peed my pants
When included in a recipient's address, ICO (in care of) denotes that a letter or package is being sent to a third-party, rather than directly to the recipient. For example, a package whoseTo:line reads as follows is being mailed to Lexical Industries, but ultimately intended for John Smith:
A slang word used for beer; most likely used by abrosephwhen asking anotherbrofor a beer; origin is unknown as both Canadians and US Midwesterners claim to have invented it.
While some Instagrammers genuinely want to know their followers' answers to QOTDs, others just want to encourage interaction with their account so their posts rank more highly. Brand accounts and Instagraminfluencerswill often ask QOTDs simply to get their followers talking, because people love sharing information about themselves and answering questions.
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The exclamation of sarcastic words or phrases, socially inappropriate and derogatory sarcastic remarks in public with little to no ability to control it.
Short for 'Yours Truly,' referring to oneself in the third person with a touch of cyberpunk flair. Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash, where Y.T. is a badass skateboard courier who definitely doesn't have time for your nonsense.
The act of anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, inspired by that guy who befriended a volleyball for two hours of screen time. When you catch yourself apologizing to your printer or blaming your phone for being "in a mood," you've been Tom Hanksed. It's the modern equivalent of yelling at clouds, except the clouds are now your smart home devices.
Rudest and shortest people are Born this month. They like to bully amazing funny teen girls for nothing. They also think selena gomez has nice boobs.
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