Wiener Cousins

Definition

The elaborate relationship classification that occurs when two men have each slept with the same third man's sexual partner, creating a transitive connection through shared conquests. It's like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except it's tracking intimate encounters instead of movie roles. The term suggests a family tree that your actual family definitely doesn't want to see.

Example Usage

After comparing notes at the reunion, Brad and I realized we're Wiener Cousins through our mutual friend Steve's extensive dating history.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wiener%20Cousins&defid=5133842)

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