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Vaguebooking is the practice of posting deliberately cryptic or vague content to social media, in hopes that others will ask what's going on. As you might expect, vaguebooking originated on Facebook, where users often post statuses that state they are angry, happy, surprised, or otherwise emotional, but don't explain why.
A dramatic one-word command meaning "leave immediately" or "begone from my sight," delivered with the theatrical flair of a wizard banishing an evil spirit. It's the imperious way to dismiss someone when "please go away" lacks sufficient gravitas. Perfect for door-to-door salespeople and unwanted conversations.
Someone who loves unconditionally. Especially yadu.
The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.
French-inspired slang for describing a beverage so cheap and terrible that it makes bottom-shelf vodka taste like a fine vintage. If it leaves you questioning your life choices and your taste buds simultaneously, it's definitely vieux.
A 24-hour condition following social events where you become possessed by an insatiable carbohydrate demon, consuming every bread product, pasta dish, and baked good in sight without ever feeling full. Usually triggered by alcohol consumption and poor life choices, it turns even the most health-conscious person into a walking carb vacuum. The hungover cousin of stress eating.
Items that are old enough to feel retro but not quite old enough to be considered antique—the sweet spot where something becomes desirable again. Also a polite way to describe "heavily used" on resale sites.
An online smoking ritual where geographically separated stoners coordinate their marijuana consumption over chat, taking turns announcing 'puff puff pass' to simulate a traditional smoke circle. It's the digital age solution to long-distance friendship maintenance for the cannabis-inclined.
You may see VP in various places, including news articles, forums, and social sites. The position is typically the second most powerful position in a business or government and is usually first in line to replace the president in case he or she becomes incapacitated.
1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys. 2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.
very ordinary person
A hilariously Germanic word meaning to make oneself ugly through fashion crimes and bad styling choices. When 'ruining your look' needs to sound like a spell from a fantasy novel.
Two friends who lose their virginity on the same night, cementing a hilariously awkward lifelong bond. It's like becoming blood brothers, but significantly more embarrassing if anyone finds out.
A member of the notoriously passionate Volkswagen owner community who recognizes fellow devotees through double honks, knowing nods, and borderline cultish enthusiasm; part car club, entirely ridiculously committed.
A satirical scoring system that quantifies someone's perceived victimhood status based on their identity categories. A mockery of identity politics that suggests some people accumulate advantage through claiming marginalization.
A softer, more refined alternative to 'horny' with decidedly feminine and romantic undertones. It's what happens when seduction got a thesaurus.