velvetous

Definition

A softer, more refined alternative to 'horny' with decidedly feminine and romantic undertones. It's what happens when seduction got a thesaurus.

Example Usage

After he brought me flowers, I felt rather velvetous and suggested we retire to the bedroom.

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