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Besides being the name of a popular card game (UNO), "uno" is also an abbreviation for "you know." For example, you may message your friend, "uno wut i mean, right?" when trying to clarify that you didn't mean to describe them as ugly.
When someone messages you "thanks" (or "thx" or "TY"), you can reply with theurwabbreviation. Urw is similar to the more commonYWbut includes an extra character.
Unforch is an abbreviation people use for "unfortunately" when messaging online and texting. For example, your friend may text you, "Unforch, I can't go to the concert tomorrow. :-("
Tired of seeing your Aunt Kathy post political tirades you disagree with? Then it's time to unfriend her - which means to remove her from your Facebook friends list - so you no longer have to see her posts.
A human being who is biased against those he or she considers ugly.
Sybau spelled backwards.
An endearing term for something unbearably cute, like 'munchkin' but with more syllables for extra adorableness. It's what you call small children, pets, or that one friend who's shorter than everyone else. The word itself sounds squishy and round, which perfectly matches its meaning.
The plural form of people who are faker than a three-dollar bill, combining "illegitimate" with the need to categorize entire groups of untrustworthy individuals. It's like "phonies" but for people who grew up saying "legit" unironically.
The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.
you can't teach an old dog new tricks
You Don't Care About Me
Unsolicited Finger in Chili
United States of America
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Use the f**king search
For example, your friend may text you, "how you doin? it's been 2 long, usb!" Or, your friend may comment on a picture you posted on Instagram, "Looking good, USB!"
a random person who likes to sniff teh penis.
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
The grammatically questionable but somehow intuitive opposite of 'overly,' meaning insufficiently or less than something should be. It's one of those made-up words that sounds wrong but feels so right that you'll find yourself using it despite your English teacher's ghost weeping softly. Language evolution in real time, folks.
The glorious moment of liberation when one removes their bra after a long day, freeing the oppressed from their underwire prison. This ritualistic act marks the official transition from "professional human" to "comfortable couch potato." Often accompanied by an audible sigh of relief and immediate scratching.
An electronic music snob who attends raves while literally bringing their own iPod and headphones to critique the DJ's track selection in real-time. The ultimate in missing-the-point behavior, like going to a restaurant to eat food you brought from home while judging the chef.
What rappers and wannabe tough guys call 'the city' when they want to sound more street and slightly more dangerous than 'downtown.' It's the concrete wilderness where survival of the flyest reigns supreme.
Mock baby-talk used to call someone out for complaining or whining about minor inconveniences, implying they're acting like an infant. It's the verbal equivalent of offering someone a pacifier when they won't stop griping about trivial problems. Maximum effectiveness when delivered in an exaggerated baby voice.
A devastating British-flavored critique indicating something is so catastrophically terrible that it transcends normal levels of awfulness and enters a realm of incomprehensible failure. This phrase suggests the subject matter is so bad, only canines might appreciate it, and even that's debatable. It's the nuclear option of negative reviews.