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you know what i mean
Edward the train from Thomas and friends blushing It's viewed as very hot and sexy π₯΅π³
WIZARD OF THE 12TH REALM OF EPHYSIYIES MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS DEVOURER OF CHAOS CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS OF TERR'AKKAS THE ELVES KNOW ME AS FI'ANG YALOK THE DWARES KNOW ME AS ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS GAISMUENAS MEISTAR AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW!
A person who shows zero romantic or sexual interest in any genderβthey're just vibing solo in the dating game. Basically, the opposite of being chronically single; they're chronically unbothered.
A portmanteau accident where someone's mouth tries to say 'ultimate' but their brain has already moved on to the next word. It's the linguistic equivalent of tripping over your own feet during a presentation. We've all been there, stumbling through syllables like a drunk giraffe.
A shorter version of saying Under-alleyway; pretty much slang for the taint (which is the area between your genitals and your asshole.)
you are so sexy baby
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An expression of extreme excitement that combines the German prefix for 'super' with early internet victory cries, creating a linguistic relic from the era when people actually said 'woot.' It's enthusiasm cranked up to eleven, with a side of 2004 nostalgia.
you are a f**king b***h
You are not going to believe this
Mock baby-talk used to call someone out for complaining or whining about minor inconveniences, implying they're acting like an infant. It's the verbal equivalent of offering someone a pacifier when they won't stop griping about trivial problems. Maximum effectiveness when delivered in an exaggerated baby voice.
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Use the f**king search
The apex predator level of gaming skill where someone doesn't just beat other prosβthey transcend the game itself and become one with it. Think less 'good player' and more 'basically a walking cheat code'.
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use the f**king search engine
Use your own judgement
you don't want to know
you have got to be s**ting me
Your parental unitsβa delightfully robotic term for mom and dad that makes your family sound like a science experiment. Popular in the '80s and '90s for adding just the right amount of teenage detachment to conversations about the people who feed you. Think of it as emotional distancing through technical terminology.
The wild west of online lexicography where literally anyone can define anything, from legitimate slang to their ex's name followed by a paragraph of grievances. It's crowdsourced chaos where you vote on whether definitions should stay or go, creating a beautiful mess of actual cultural insights buried under mountains of teenage angst and inside jokes. Wikipedia's unhinged younger sibling.
The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.