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Trendjacking is the purposeful (and sometimes accidental) hijacking of a trend that results in personal gains, such as increased clout, exposure, followers, hits, and revenue. For example, if a company uses trending hashtags related to a protest on Twitter to get more clicks on theirtweets, they are trendjacking.
Taylor's are the great, without a doubt. It's been rumored that blonde Taylor's are most trill(awesome), but this isn't the case. Brunette Taylor's are the b-e-s-t. They're gorgeous and can easily hold an interesting conversation. They usually dress really well, so if you get a chance to meet one, don't screw it up.
Exclamation - modern version of "Hot Damn".
the hottest mf ever hes so fine and funny, i love him sm future dilf
Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go. It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.
What you call something hilarious when your brain temporarily forgets how to spell 'hilarious' or you're simply too lazy to attempt it. Born from the same linguistic economy that gave us 'the big sad,' it's perfectly cromulent internet speak for describing peak comedy.
The rebellious cousin of the mullet, featuring long hair in the front and short in the back—basically a mullet that went to art school. A hairstyle choice that says 'I make unconventional decisions' while still screaming 'Nebraska redneck.'
Affectionate shorthand for Tenacious D, the comedic rock duo of Jack Black and Kyle Gass who turned power ballads about Satan and friendship into an art form. What started as a self-proclaimed 'greatest band in the world' joke became a legitimate cult phenomenon. The 'D' stands for destiny, obviously.
A person so obsessed with chasing the latest trends and material possessions that their entire personality revolves around what's fashionable this season. Think of them as a walking billboard with no depth.
A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.
When your brain will not allow you to sleep until you accomplish some technology-related task. Word devised by Kuroi Kaze on his Facebook wall 1/24/2011.
there, fixed that for you
that's a crappy idea
to be f**king honest
Thanks in advance for all your help
this is not legal advice
Too long; didn't read
Too long to proof read.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
talking on the phone
too stupid to own a computer
Talk to you after Dinner