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Most often, people use TMAI (tell me about it) as a more empathetic version ofBTDT(been there, done that). Someone who sends you TMAI has likely experienced the poor situation you just described and commiserates with your plight.
T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"
The self-proclaimed or ironically bestowed title for someone who believes they've achieved deity status in their particular domain. Reserved for that one person in your friend group who's annoyingly good at everything or thinks they are. Often used with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
A historical reference turned slang for spectacularly screwing something up with the magnitude of losing an entire empire. Named after the last Russian Emperor who managed to lose both his throne and his life, it's reserved for failures of truly epic proportions. When "I messed up" just doesn't capture the scale of your catastrophe.
To embody the essence of Buffalo, New York's weather patterns and general vibeβperpetually cold, gray, and mildly depressed. It's when your emotional state matches a February in upstate New York: dreary, bitter, and wondering why you're still here. Named after a city that hasn't seen the sun since 1987.
A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.
People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.
why are you trying to find the definition for a food
a true friend, loyal and genuine all the time
till death do us part
this is a trap word to catch copiers
the monkeys are at it again
thinking of you always
this post is worthless without pictures
Through the Fire and Flames
try to imagine how little i care
When you're discussing TV shows, the acronym TOW stands for "the one with" or "the one where." Most often, TOW is used to refer to episodes of the sitcom Friends, whose episode titles all begin with "The One With" or "The One Where."
A phrase used to precede a description of a moment that other people can relate to. It is also seen as theTMWacronym.
Trendjacking is the purposeful (and sometimes accidental) hijacking of a trend that results in personal gains, such as increased clout, exposure, followers, hits, and revenue. For example, if a company uses trending hashtags related to a protest on Twitter to get more clicks on theirtweets, they are trendjacking.
Taylor's are the great, without a doubt. It's been rumored that blonde Taylor's are most trill(awesome), but this isn't the case. Brunette Taylor's are the b-e-s-t. They're gorgeous and can easily hold an interesting conversation. They usually dress really well, so if you get a chance to meet one, don't screw it up.
Exclamation - modern version of "Hot Damn".
the hottest mf ever hes so fine and funny, i love him sm future dilf
Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go. It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.
What you call something hilarious when your brain temporarily forgets how to spell 'hilarious' or you're simply too lazy to attempt it. Born from the same linguistic economy that gave us 'the big sad,' it's perfectly cromulent internet speak for describing peak comedy.