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The optimistic cousin of TL;DR—stands for 'too long; will read.' You genuinely want to read that essay, manifesto, or wall of text, just not this exact second when you're multitasking like a caffeinated squirrel.
A fandom 'ship' (romantic pairing) between two characters or people that fans consider to be the ultimate couple—the phrase basically means 'this is the best relationship that could possibly exist in this universe.'
thank you very very much
The full name of the acoustic comedy rock duo featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass, known for their theatrical performances and songs that blend rock opera with dick jokes. They've somehow made songs about picking destiny's path and befriending Sasquatch into modern classics. Peak early-2000s comedy rock.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet
A term that stands for people on Twitter; shortcut alternative to "Twitter users" or "users on Twitter;" similar toTweepsbut more formal; pertains to everyone, no segregation allowed.
Handheld electronic games (like Game Boy or Tiger Electronics) designed to keep your fingers busy and dopamine receptors firing. Basically portable addiction in a plastic case.
The mysterious phenomenon where your performance inexplicably skyrockets when attractive people are watching—apparently competence and confidence are directly proportional to how many 'baddies' are in attendance.
When something explodes into massive cultural dominance, saturates every conversation for a hot minute, and then completely vanishes from public consciousness with virtually zero lasting impact—named after Avatar's spectacular rise and even more spectacular cultural fade.
Something interesting or compelling enough to deserve permanent ink on your body—the minimum bar for 'actually worth your money and lifetime commitment.' If it doesn't pass the tat worthy test, it's probably not worth your time either.
The profound sense of liberation and relief that comes from escaping a narcissistic relationship. It's that exhilarating moment when you realize you've finally broken free from emotional manipulation.
A philosophical concept stating that if everything is possible, then the impossibility of things is also possible—creating a logical loop that breaks your brain. It's the ultimate 'gotcha' argument for people who love contradictions.
That surreal, manic state where your body is screaming for sleep while caffeine floods your veins, creating a perfect storm of exhaustion mixed with jittery hyperactivity. You're simultaneously delirious and wired, making basic tasks feel impossible and everything hilarious or terrifying for no reason.
A Southern hip-hop culture practice where drivers slowly cruise their customized cars (often classic Impalas or convertibles) side-to-side down the street as a flashy way to show off their ride and wealth.
A term rooted in the nursery rhyme, used to describe someone (often an artist or activist) with vaguely revolutionary or socialist leanings who earns their way through talent and conviction. It's a nod to countercultural pride.
A withering, disapproving stare inspired by Tommy Lee Jones's famously unimpressed expression at the 2013 Golden Globes—the look that says 'I'm judging you silently and intensely' without uttering a single word. It's the universal language of disdain captured in a single glare.
To post bite-sized thoughts into the digital void via a social media platform, where they may be retweeted into immortality or forgotten in 3 seconds. The bird-themed app where everyone's an expert on everything.
A playful misspelling of 'totally' used to emphasize how epic or awesome someone is at something. It's the kind of thing you'd type while giggling at how cool you or your friend are.
A euphemistic British phrase meaning someone is menstruating, often used to explain why a person might be irritable or in a bad mood. It's a colorful way to acknowledge that time of the month without being crude.
Acronym for 'the funniest person in the world'—a hyperbolic compliment suggesting someone's comedy chops are unmatched and globally superior.
So nasty, grimy, and grody that it earns all three—basically the trifecta of disgusting.
A Gen-Z phrase used to introduce a humorous observation or commentary, often implying amazement, indignation, or incredulity at a situation; similar to 'the way that...' or 'the audacity of it all.'
When someone sends you dozens of consecutive text messages instead of composing one coherent thought—testing both your phone battery and your patience simultaneously.