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When you overcomplicate a simple task by going unnecessarily high-tech, usually with hilariously impractical results. Think using a drone to deliver a note to your roommate, or in this case, repelling down a wall with lingerie. The phrase celebrates making things harder on yourself in the name of innovation.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood's highest-paid action star, known for his cartoonishly expressive eyebrows and the People's Elbow. He successfully transitioned from saying "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" to actually cooking meth in multiple franchises. The only person who can make a fanny pack look intimidating.
A cheeky abbreviation for Taco Bell that humorously plays on the acronym's similarity to tuberculosis, poking fun at the questionable digestive consequences of consuming their menu items.
The therapeutic process of systematically removing toxic people from your life like you're detoxing from a bad substance. It's self-care meets spring cleaning, except the clutter is humans who bring drama instead of joy.
The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
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A talibangelical is an extremely passionate evangelical Christian that looks to impose their views on others. The term is derogatory, meant to criticize the person's overzealousness and restrictive beliefs by combining "Taliban" and "evangelical."
A term that originates from John Travolta mispronouncing names.
Although TWHS is uncommon, people often use it online (when messaging or emailing) or when texting. Some related acronyms include the more commonTWSSand less commonTWIS.
California's infamous Highway 101, a sprawling 200-mile testament to urban planning nightmares where cars go to die slowly in bumper-to-bumper traffic. What was once a legitimate freeway has evolved into the world's longest parking lot, complete with road rage and existential dread.
The endangered habitats where humans used to socialize outside of home and work—think cafes, libraries, and parks. Coined by sociologist Ray Oldenburg in the 1980s, these communal gathering spots have been steadily vanishing or becoming prohibitively expensive, leaving Gen Z to wonder why everyone hung out at Central Perk instead of just texting. Now the real third space is Discord servers, apparently.
A cutesy, informal variation of "thank you" that adds a sprinkle of whimsy to your gratitude. Popular in online spaces where maximum friendliness must be conveyed through minimum keystrokes.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet
Ts and Ps is an abbreviated saying of the "thoughts and prayers" phrase. People typically use Ts and Ps when reacting to something sad or challenging to send their condolences (although some people send it mockingly in the same vein as "tots and pears").
To be absurdly frugal or cheap, to the point of being miserly about even small amounts of money. If someone's "two-sixing" you, they're nickel-and-diming every transaction.
Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.
When you have to leave, it's time to go, which may be abbreviated as "t2go," which is an abbreviation for "time to go." Most people use it when texting or messaging online.
An acronym for "Type 1 Diabetic;" often seen on diabetes forums, blogs, and other literature; refers to a disease where high levels of sugar are present in the body.
Handheld electronic games (like Game Boy or Tiger Electronics) designed to keep your fingers busy and dopamine receptors firing. Basically portable addiction in a plastic case.
An intensified insult describing someone so aggressively annoying and obnoxious that calling them just 'a tool' undersells their comprehensive douchebaggery. They're not just one problem—they're the entire set.
Too Long Did Not Watch—the internet's way of saying 'this video was so painfully bad I rage-quit before the credits rolled.' A video-era cousin of TL;DR for those with the attention span of a goldfish.
The full name of the acoustic comedy rock duo featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass, known for their theatrical performances and songs that blend rock opera with dick jokes. They've somehow made songs about picking destiny's path and befriending Sasquatch into modern classics. Peak early-2000s comedy rock.
To take or steal something from someone, usually without permission or with the expectation they won't notice immediately.