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A euphemism for grooming one's pubic area—basically the way gym bros discuss personal hygiene without actually saying the quiet part out loud.
A tongue-in-cheek way of saying you're doing absolutely nothing except watching TV all day—basically the laziest form of heroism known to humanity.
An unattractive duck attempting to fit in with swans; metaphorically, someone who desperately wants to be part of a group they don't belong to and lacks the qualities to succeed. A self-aware putdown for wannabes.
A romantic ship name created by blending a name starting with 'St' with the name Avery, resulting in 'Stavery.' It's the kind of portmanteau romance that only makes sense to the two people involved and their overly invested friends.
To be extremely intoxicated or high, in a state of being completely out of it. Often used to describe the advanced stages of being under the influence where you're basically non-functional.
A self-proclaimed holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day, ostensibly to honor St. Patrick but really just an excuse to recover from weekend drinking and do it all over again. Group yelling of 'SNAKE SUNDAY!' is mandatory.
An elongated exclamation expressing shock, approval, or extreme impressiveness; the verbal equivalent of a dropped jaw requiring an impractical number of E's to properly convey amazement.
That terrifying moment when your brain misfires as you're drifting off, causing your entire body to twitch violently as if you've been attacked—jolting you awake in a panic and ruining any chance of sleep for another 20 minutes.
A mashup of 'shoe' and 'Jesus'—basically a footwear deity or a hilarious nickname for someone obsessed with kicks. It's the spiritual savior of sneaker culture.
That weird high-pitched sound that exists in the sonic gray area between a squeak and a screech—annoying, loud, and impossible to ignore. The audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
A young, physically capable transient who romanticizes homelessness as an anti-establishment lifestyle choice, typically adopting the aesthetic of anarchist activism while avoiding actual employment. They often travel in groups and claim poverty as political philosophy rather than circumstance.
Yiddish slang for absolute nonsense and hot air—the word your grandmother used when she didn't believe a word you just said and wanted you to know it.
Jamaican and Caribbean slang for someone whose appearance is so unfortunate it's genuinely alarming—ugly to a degree that registers as almost disturbing.
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
An exuberant, fabulous version of 'shenanigans'; mischief and tomfoolery delivered with extra glitter, attitude, and dramatic flair.
When someone exaggerates or outright lies about their accomplishments and life experiences to make themselves sound cooler than they actually are. All talk, zero walk.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.
An extinct early-2000s subculture of goth-inflected teens identifiable by teased hair, excessive eyeliner, and devotion to emo bands—basically an endangered species that peaked around 2010.
When someone's dental situation features more gaps than actual teeth—you know, some are here and some are there.
British slang for teasing or making fun of someone, delivered with that specific brand of good-natured mockery that only works if you're actually close enough to get away with it.
The audio backbone of a film, game, or media property—the organized collection of music and sound that makes you cry, laugh, or jump in terror at the exact right moment. It's the reason you buy the vinyl even though you're streaming everything else.
An mysterious, commanding woman whose force of personality is so strong that you're genuinely unsure whether she's real or just a living legend—usually the one everyone gravitates toward in a room.