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A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
That weird high-pitched sound that exists in the sonic gray area between a squeak and a screech—annoying, loud, and impossible to ignore. The audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
A young, physically capable transient who romanticizes homelessness as an anti-establishment lifestyle choice, typically adopting the aesthetic of anarchist activism while avoiding actual employment. They often travel in groups and claim poverty as political philosophy rather than circumstance.
When someone exaggerates or outright lies about their accomplishments and life experiences to make themselves sound cooler than they actually are. All talk, zero walk.
Either a small, scurrying creature with a distinctive noise, or your hoodie compressed into a basketball-sized wadded ball. Either way, it's adorable and somewhat mysterious.
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
Buttocks that lack definition or shape, basically the opposite of whatever fitness goal someone's actually chasing.
An extinct early-2000s subculture of goth-inflected teens identifiable by teased hair, excessive eyeliner, and devotion to emo bands—basically an endangered species that peaked around 2010.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.
An exuberant, fabulous version of 'shenanigans'; mischief and tomfoolery delivered with extra glitter, attitude, and dramatic flair.
A meaningless suffix slapped onto random words to create ironic humor or sound intentionally ridiculous—it's the verbal equivalent of a dad joke, except younger people do it and somehow they own it better.
That one friend who's got the rare combo of brutal honesty, deep conversation skills, genuine kindness, and an almost supernatural ability to forgive you even when you ghost them. Basically the human equivalent of a golden retriever with a philosophy degree.
A nickname for someone who smokes weed so habitually that it becomes their defining characteristic and the main thing their friends know about them.
Someone who's sexually adventurous and promiscuous but somehow maintains genuine respect and social status through sheer personality and authenticity. They've transcended the 'slut' label because people actually like and respect them as a person.
A tragic miscalculation in intestinal physics where you confidently release gas, only to discover your digestive system had other plans; nature's cruel reminder that the anus is a liar.
A double-wide sleeping bag engineered specifically to contain both the evidence and the noise of intimate activities—plausible deniability from parents sold separately.
When someone's dental situation features more gaps than actual teeth—you know, some are here and some are there.
British slang for wet dog feces—the unfortunate result when rainfall meets canine digestive systems. A polite regional euphemism for something far more unpleasant than the word itself suggests.
A suspiciously innocent-looking burlap sack containing illegal drugs that's supposed to survive police inspection by appearing to be harmless groceries instead of contraband.
The audio backbone of a film, game, or media property—the organized collection of music and sound that makes you cry, laugh, or jump in terror at the exact right moment. It's the reason you buy the vinyl even though you're streaming everything else.
To simultaneously smoke marijuana and drink beer (acronym: Smoke A Bowl, Slam A Beer). The dubious recreational strategy for achieving maximum intoxication while maintaining minimum efficiency.
Argentine slang for acting foolishly or being completely dumb; the Spanish-language equivalent of calling someone an absolute airhead.
To keep things relaxed and chill, borrowed from Indonesian slang. Perfect for when you need to shed your productivity guilt and embrace doing absolutely nothing.