No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Laughing so hard I fell and broke my hip
Laughing so Hard I Piss My Pants
laughed so hard I s**t my pants
laughing so hard milk shot out nose
laughing so much it hurts
laughting until I puke
Long time, no see or hear
laughing to the point of tears
love the way you lie
Love you always and forever
lesbian until graduation
Love You Like a Sister
one who reads but doesn't reply
Love you as a brother
Love you as a friend
love you like a fat kid loves cake
love you lots and lots
I love you like a sister
Love you like no other
love you so f**king much
Love You, Miss You, Want You
Someone who treats the toilet like a meditation retreat, spending extended periods contemplating life, scrolling their phone, or actually doing their business. The arch-nemesis of anyone waiting for the bathroom.
For example, your friend may message you, "my blind date just whipped out a bottle of ranch from her purse to add to her meal," and you reply with "lolz." Or, your sister messages you a picture of her sweater that shrank from the dryer, and you respond with, "that's perfect for my dolls! lolz."
When you are going to be late for something, you can tell the waiting party that you will be "l8." People commonly use the abbreviation to feel clever when texting and online, especially when messaging or on social media.