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Jesus jeans are jeans that have a lot of holes in them, otherwise known as "holy jeans." They became popular during the 1990s grunge days and have been off and on popular since then.
typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast
The time-honored tradition of gossiping about other people's business, usually while standing outside and acting like you're minding your own business. It's talking smack with a regional dialect twist. Essentially what happens when tea-spilling meets street vernacular.
When a player is juicing, they are taking performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs), such as anabolic steroids, growth hormones, or antiestrogens. The term is commonly used in baseball, but players in other sports, such as football or hockey, may juice.
A car so old, unreliable, and aesthetically challenged that it's a miracle it passes inspection—or more likely, doesn't. This is the vehicle that makes concerning noises at every speed and whose resale value is measured in scrap metal weight. Often held together by duct tape, prayer, and sheer stubbornness.
Musical groups that blend folk, blues, jazz, and rock into extended improvisational performances that prioritize spontaneous creativity over radio-friendly structure. These bands eschew three-minute singles in favor of twenty-minute odysseys that may or may not go anywhere, depending on the night. They're beloved by fans who value the journey over the destination.
A colorful way to call someone a spaced-out, perpetually chill dimwit. It's the kind of insult you'd use on a friend who just microwaved their phone instead of their burrito because they were too stoned to notice the difference.
A dismissive term for someone who consistently makes mistakes, messes things up, or generally proves themselves incompetent. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, and probably the reason why you can't have nice things. It's a slightly softer insult than calling someone a complete moron, but not by much.